DUmmies Discuss Worst States For Retirees

[formerlurker]

Oh, and the last time I was in Portsmouth I couldn't swing a bat without hitting a half dozen Canadians -- y'all attract them for some reason.  Fine with me, just keep them up there.   They fit in better. 

 

[Randy]

You know that after the dimwits completely bankrupt or otherwise screw up their own state beyond repair, just pack up and move to a red state so that they can start the process all over again. A bit like a disease that consumes the host.

Democrats=Cancer, gotcha. 

[DumbAss Tanker]

You Commie DU bastiges need to just keep your worthless asses put in the hell-holes your idiot policies created and leave Red State 'Murka the Hell alone.  We are mostly too polite to shoot your asses for soiling our locales...now.  Don't push it.

[true_blood]

dkf  (1000+ posts)        Sun Dec-19-10 05:19 PM
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2. The states in the worst shape are blue states.
That can't be good. 

The blue states = FAIL!

[JLO]

This is the view lookin' out my back door.........

Wowee - ain't you the lucky one with that as your backyard?!!   

[AllosaursRus]

You Commie DU bastiges need to just keep your worthless asses put in the hell-holes your idiot policies created and leave Red State 'Murka the Hell alone.  We are mostly too polite to shoot your asses for soiling our locales...now.  Don't push it.

Good thing you said mostly!!!! hehehe

[AllosaursRus]

Wowee - ain't you the lucky one with that as your backyard?!!   

Here are my lawn mowers! Barack, Michelle, Timmy, and Joe!

If they can't do it, "Toots" has to roll out the rider I bought her! I don't do lawns!

[zeitgeist]

Here are my lawn mowers! Barack, Michelle, Timmy, and Joe!

If they can't do it, "Toots" has to roll out the rider I bought her! I don't do lawns!

One very warm day Toots is out mowing the lawn as AllosaurudRus sits in sipping a beer. The preacher's wife comes along and exclaims " AllosaurusRus, you worthless cur, you should be hung"

To which AR replies: "That's why she's mowing the lawn"

[zeitgeist]

Oh, and the last time I was in Portsmouth I couldn't swing a bat without hitting a half dozen Canadians -- y'all attract them for some reason.  Fine with me, just keep them up there.   They fit in better. 

 

What gave them away, the speedos? 'ey?  Could it be the Canadian Geese on the traffic circle which cause them to hop of the interstate?   Usually they don't migrate south of OOB but with the global warming and all maybe P_town will be a new destination for them. 

BTW we still have Shaheen to contend with and I am not sure what Ayotte will be worth. At least we are shed of Che Porter and Hodes.   

[JLO]

Here are my lawn mowers! Barack, Michelle, Timmy, and Joe!

If they can't do it, "Toots" has to roll out the rider I bought her! I don't do lawns!

Good grief, you live in God's Country for sure - good on ya!

Doesn't Toots know that mowing the lawn can cut off toes?  That's been my excuse my whole life, and I started off using a hand-held push blade no-engine contraption.  Of course, now it's "green" to use these.



Keep your beautiful horses, maybe add some sheep.  Keep Toot's toes safe.   

[PatriotGame]

Ya, when I was young and traveled the western states, we went to Stanley, Idaho.  I said many times that's where I would retire.  It is breathtaking.  Ha!  Here I am in northern MN which is also beautiful, but no mountain backdrop.

Pics:

http://www.google.com/images?q=stanley+idaho&hl=en&prmd=ivnsm&source=lnms&tbs=isch:1&ei=8_MOTZ3vA6iBnAfN6PCbDg&sa=X&oi=mode_link&ct=mode&ved=0CBQQ_AU&biw=1271&bih=582

Please - I encourage everyone, stay out of Idaho. We must keep it small...

I grew up in Idaho Falls and was blessed with a father that loved hunting&fishing. Every summer, 1965-1976 (June-September) we went camping - Salmon fishing on the Salmon River at Stanley, ID, diving for coins in Redfish Lake (freaking cold), Trout fishing on the Big Lost River in Macky, ID and on the Madison River Montana 30 miles from Virginia City, MT.
Mom and my little brother slept in the little camper we had, me, my brother, and dad slept in the tent.
There is NOTHING like being buried in a sleeping bag, in a tent, colder than crap outside, listening to a white-water river 30 yards away roaring by throughout the night.
Panning for gold at Sunbeam...I was blessed...

[Karin]

Yes you were.  But gee...stay out, even people who value the things you value?  I can see why you don't want DUmmies running amok there, but Cavers?  Really? 

[NHSparky]

MA residents traveling to NH to commit crime?    

Good one.

Who's that guy on NH Death Row?  Where's he from?  Oh, right.

And Leland Eisenberg, you remember him, right?  The guy who strapped a "bomb" to his chest and took hostages at Hillary Clinton's office back in 2007?  Where was he from, again?

Then there's a few of these little gems:

LINK

LINK

LINK

Then there was the asshole who was arrested up in Concord after murdering an entire family down in Mass a few months back.  'Mebba him?

Want me to keep going?

[formerlurker]

Who's that guy on NH Death Row?  Where's he from?  Oh, right.

And Leland Eisenberg, you remember him, right?  The guy who strapped a "bomb" to his chest and took hostages at Hillary Clinton's office back in 2007?  Where was he from, again?

Then there's a few of these little gems:

LINK

LINK

LINK

Then there was the asshole who was arrested up in Concord after murdering an entire family down in Mass a few months back.  'Mebba him?

Want me to keep going?

Didn't go to the links because if you have to reach back YEARS to pick out a MA resident from your criminal system list then...... come on, don't make me say it. 


 

[NHSparky]

Didn't go to the links because if you have to reach back YEARS to pick out a MA resident from your criminal system list then...... come on, don't make me say it. 


 

Actually, the last 3 links are from within the last month.  I didn't bother with all the ripoffs going on at Kittery.  Or the crack whores tearing up Route 1 at over 100 mph.

[PatriotGame]

Yes you were.  But gee...stay out, even people who value the things you value?  I can see why you don't want DUmmies running amok there, but Cavers?  Really? 

Oh please, come to visit - spend your money.
If you are blue, please do not stay! The problem with libs moving to Idaho, is they bring with them, the very same societal destroying shit they are running from.
I grew up 20 minutes from THE best Cutthroat Trout fishing in THE world, the S. Fork of the Snake River, at Heise, ID and now, the dry farmers sold us out. The river banks where we used to pitch a tent, plant a keg of beer, build a fire, go nuts with our motorcycles and fish all day - are lined with multi-million dollar cabins, fences, and NO TRESPASSING signs. All from out of state!

Bastards...