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Offline cavegal

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Items Stolen From John Conyers' Government-Registered Cadillac
« on: November 30, 2010, 12:53:00 PM »
http://www.myfoxdetroit.com/dpp/news/local/items-stolen-john-conyers-government-registered-cadillac-20101130-mr

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DETROIT (WJBK) - The son of Rep. John Conyers, D-Mich., says items were stolen out of the government vehicle he was driving last Wednesday in downtown Detroit, FOX 2's Simon Shaykhet reports.

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According to the U.S. General Services Administration Web site , if an employee allows an unauthorized person to use a government vehicle, that employee could be suspended or fired.
[/b] Like that is going to happen? His wife, Monica, is serving a 37-month federal prison sentence for corruption after pleading guilty last year.


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Re: Items Stolen From John Conyers' Government-Registered Cadillac
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2010, 12:56:52 PM »
Maybe it was the same guy that snagged Jessie Jackson's Escalade.
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Re: Items Stolen From John Conyers' Government-Registered Cadillac
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2010, 01:31:36 PM »
It's so hard to tell one kilo of coke from another, it was probably an innocent mistake...
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Re: Items Stolen From John Conyers' Government-Registered Cadillac
« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2010, 02:52:00 PM »
$27K in concert tickets? WTF was he going to do with 'em? Scalp 'em to buy that kilo of coke that DAT was talking about?

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Re: Items Stolen From John Conyers' Government-Registered Cadillac
« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2010, 09:31:39 PM »
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Government-Registered Cadillac

Right there's one of the problems with the gubbment.
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Re: Items Stolen From John Conyers' Government-Registered Cadillac
« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2010, 09:59:03 PM »
It's so hard to tell one kilo of coke from another, it was probably an innocent mistake...

That right there is funny !