vanbean (649 posts) Wed Nov-24-10 12:00 PM
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3. You know you could always remind your fellow turkey eaters that the Pilgims
stank to high heaven. They didn't believe in bathing. Squanto tried to teach them to bath. This is actually true. So, it follows that the indians sat at the original kids' table.
Pilgims? What the hell is a Pilgim?
The
Pilgrims knew how to
bathe, they couldn't do it on the ship, in the dead of winter, when the water was needed more for drinking than for washing someone's face.
So, it follows that the DUmmies sit at the "special" table, again.

I bet they didn't know that Squanto was abducted by English slaver Thomas Hunt in 1614, sold into slavery where he lived with and worked for shipbuilder John Slany until he returned to Massachusetts in 1619, where he finally settled with the Pilgrims.