If you cannot stay on message for 24 hours you need to stop talking.
Actually, Lord Horatio Nelson, the sparkling husband primitive, gets "off message" quite a bit.
I blame it on those, uh, "additives" the sparkling husband primitive's wife adds to his drinks, because she's in a hurry to get his life insurance and run off with the horsey Mrs. Tutweiler who lives down the street.
At any rate, as we all know, the sparkling husband primitive has been actively campaigning to be among the
TOP DUmmies [PRIMITIVES] OF 2010, but he can relax on his inconsistent ramblings now; nominations are coming up, and I'm pretty sure he's going to be nominated.