So what have the DU Administrators been doing? Well, for one thing, EarlG and I are back in the office together for the first time in three years. (The third DU Admin, Elad, is out on the West Coast, and not with us.)
Well, everybody and his uncle knew that the elusive enigmatic Elad lives and works out of Oregon.
But one's wondering why Skins and Lord Marblehead haven't been together in the corporate executive offices for three years.
One suspects that when it was Lord Marblehead holding down the fort, my fellow alum absent, the cleaning lady every night had a mountain of empty snack-bags, empty doughnut boxes, empty cardboard pizza trays, empty soda bottles, and a whole lot of cockroaches and mice to clear out of there. Not to mention wiping off the sugary stickiness of the telephone receiver, and the executive bathroom must have looked like something out of the socialist paradises of the workers and peasants.
One can't understand why my fellow alum puts up with such a slob.