This is why primitives shouldn't be allowed to own homes. There are so many simple things that normal people do to upkeep their own property that simply escapes them.
Oddly enough, I was planning on replacing my thermostat today with a programmable one, as the ancient round Honeywell can no longer be calibrated properly - one needs to set the temperature four degrees above where one actually wants it to be.
Although this isn't exactly the primitives problem, another easy to fix thing is the flame sensor. If one has a gas heater that keeps cycling on for about a minute, then off for four or five, then back on needs to clean the sensor. Its just a matter of removing it, and gently cleaning it with some steel wool to remove the oxidation,
then reinstalling.
Its usually held in place by one or two screws. A monkey could do it. Unless you happen to be a primitive, then you get to spend between $80 and $160 for your local HVAC guy to do it for you.