*snerk*
I quite enjoyed reading my wife the story of the College-Degreed* Nutritionist** who was uncomfortably surprised to lose 27 pounds and improve his cholesterol numbers on a 30-day diet of Twinkies.
*If he paid more than $2.50 for that parchment, he got skrooood
**He reported that he wished he hadn't got such good results. He might have "felt" better if this diet had actually damaged his health! This tells me he's a "Nutritionist" because he believes quasi-religiously in "Nutritionism".