can someone write a resume for me? (with randomthoughts goodness inside!)

[I_B_Perky]

mopinko DU Moderator Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Thu Nov-04-10 10:49 PM
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11. ok, a draft here
   
i will use my usual letterhead, which is my autograph, then address and contact info.


public service
2001-2009 woman made gallery annual benefit.
chair program subcomittee, write and prepare sales materials and appeals. make ad sales. prepare copy and design ads. and some years design, print and assemble books and event signage.

political
volunteered for candidates-
jan schakowsky for congress- 2010
barack obama for president- 2008
joe moore for alderman- 2007
christine cegelis for congress- 2004 and 2006
2005-2009 created pinkobuttons.com, designed and produced over 300 political buttons. direct sales, bulk sales and web site sales.
issue advocacy
founding member of chicago women in trades, an advocacy agency for blue collar women

fine art
conceptual ceramic sculpture and life size abstract figures on paper
2004-2009 member midwest clay guild
numerous group shows, art fairs, and self organized exhibitions
see mo-clay.com for images and statements

education
2009-present saic continuing studies pursuing certificate in graphic design
1983-1985 attended school of the art institute with emphasis in ceramics
1978-1981 apprentice carpenter
1976-a.a. liberal arts, waubonsee community college

skills
adobe photoshop version 6 to cs5
adobe pagemaker and indesign
illustrator, dreamweaver, flash

Wow! If I ever had someone give me something like this it would be tossed in the trash. If they were sitting across the table from me in an interview I would politely tell them the position has been filled.

[soleil]

I wonder about Random. That person writes down the most insane stuff and tries to make it make sense. Or not. I have to say that person has given me a chuckle or two.

[IassaFTots]

I wonder about Random. That person writes down the most insane stuff and tries to make it make sense. Or not. I have to say that person has given me a chuckle or two.

I love reading his/her posts.  They always make me smile.   

[true_blood]

The DUmmie version.

Bingo...always, always, always be updating your cover letters and resumes roledex, especially if something comes along your dealer gets busted at the last moment.  I have no plans to leave my have a job, but if I do, I'm a phone call and and e-mail away from getting another job bong hit.

[jukin]

Wow! If I ever had someone give me something like this it would be tossed in the trash. If they were sitting across the table from me in an interview I would politely tell them the position has been filled.

I'd be laughing so hard I would miss and then decide that this required a special place at the coffee machine bulletin board.