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BanthGOP has a few gems going
« on: November 03, 2010, 08:48:52 PM »
Where do I start. Hmmmm....

First, He (assuming BTG is a male) is CELEBRATING a huge democratic win!!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=103x567778

LOL...love his logic: because the GOP only won a (record number) 60 seats, and they were supposed to win 100, that's a net democrat gain of 40. Nice. Just like the logic they use for calling lower tax rate increases as tax cuts.

NEXT, he's establishing DU's first major enemy: John Boehner!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=103x567809

No surprise there. To hell with his issues, he needs to be destroyed. Literally in his post title.

Finally, he's got a recommendation for the Lame Duck congress: Pass everything, then appoint liberal judges.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=103x567877

Yep, yep, yep...looks like our boy is back in town!!
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Re: BanthGOP has a few gems going
« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2010, 08:52:15 PM »
That's the sort of logic I use when I spend X amount of dollars; if all the items are on sale, I have SAVED a ton of money.

So, because the Republicans "only" won 60 seats in the House, they're losers?

I think we all know who the real losers are here. ;)
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Re: BanthGOP has a few gems going
« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2010, 08:54:07 PM »
John Boehner's a nice guy, one of the nicest guys one can ever hope to meet, and so franksolich is going to have to keep his eye on this BanTheGoop primitive.

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Re: BanthGOP has a few gems going
« Reply #3 on: November 03, 2010, 08:55:15 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on November 03, 2010, 08:54:07 PM
John Boehner's a nice guy, one of the nicest guys one can ever hope to meet, and so franksolich is going to have to keep his eye on this BanTheGoop primitive.

<<talent scout always looking for primitive talent.

I have his blog on speed dial.

http://journals.democraticunderground.com/BanTheGOP
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Re: BanthGOP has a few gems going
« Reply #4 on: November 03, 2010, 08:57:24 PM »
Quote from: GOP Congress on November 03, 2010, 08:55:15 PM
I have his blog on speed dial.

http://journals.democraticunderground.com/BanTheGOP

I'll check that in the morning and get back to you, sir.

But for the meantime, you think this one's got talent?

I'm getting kind of bored by my usual primitives, and need some new ones.
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Re: BanthGOP has a few gems going
« Reply #5 on: November 03, 2010, 09:03:09 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on November 03, 2010, 08:57:24 PM
I'll check that in the morning and get back to you, sir.

But for the meantime, you think this one's got talent?

I'm getting kind of bored by my usual primitives, and need some new ones.

I love reading BTGOP's screeds, but it's really too hysterical to make a good DUmmy of the Year.

In one breath, it'll excoriate Republicans for wanting to put Dems in concentration camps and then say the only way to solve the problem is to put Republicans in concentration camps.

It may need a special achievement award though.
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Re: BanthGOP has a few gems going
« Reply #6 on: November 03, 2010, 09:04:57 PM »
Quote from: Mike220 on November 03, 2010, 09:03:09 PM
I love reading BTGOP's screeds, but it's really too hysterical to make a good DUmmy of the Year.

In one breath, it'll excoriate Republicans for wanting to put Dems in concentration camps and then say the only way to solve the problem is to put Republicans in concentration camps.

It may need a special achievement award though.

By the way, we are going to have a new award this year.

I haven't discussed it yet with my esteemed colleague Mr. Wiggum, but I'm sure he'll like it.
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Re: BanthGOP has a few gems going
« Reply #7 on: November 03, 2010, 09:05:29 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on November 03, 2010, 08:57:24 PM
I'll check that in the morning and get back to you, sir.

But for the meantime, you think this one's got talent?

I'm getting kind of bored by my usual primitives, and need some new ones.

He's pretty out there...so much so that I would normally think that he would be a troll. I mean, review his posts in his blog. If you, me, or our friend behind the tree tried to join DU and post like this idiot, we would probably be kicked out long ago. Talented, "eh." I mean, if he truly believes what he writes, then he's more psychotic than talented. But if he IS a troll, then he's a genius, frankly. And THAT is something I most definitely am NOT.
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Re: BanthGOP has a few gems going
« Reply #8 on: November 03, 2010, 09:08:15 PM »
Quote from: GOP Congress on November 03, 2010, 09:05:29 PM
He's pretty out there...so much so that I would normally think that he would be a troll. I mean, review his posts in his blog. If you, me, or our friend behind the tree tried to join DU and post like this idiot, we would probably be kicked out long ago. Talented, "eh." I mean, if he truly believes what he writes, then he's more psychotic than talented. But if he IS a troll, then he's a genius, frankly. And THAT is something I most definitely am NOT.

My definition of "talent" differs between talents of decent and civilized people, and primitive talent.

Primitive talent has to be really bad, really lousy.

I give you the example of Pedro Picasso, the "Atman" primitive.

Others might cite more the poetess CalPig primitive, though.
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Re: BanthGOP has a few gems going
« Reply #9 on: November 03, 2010, 09:16:37 PM »
Quote from: GOP Congress on November 03, 2010, 08:48:52 PM
Where do I start. Hmmmm....

First, He (assuming BTG is a male) is CELEBRATING a huge democratic win!!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=103x567778

LOL...love his logic: because the GOP only won a (record number) 60 seats, and they were supposed to win 100, that's a net democrat gain of 40. Nice. Just like the logic they use for calling lower tax rate increases as tax cuts.

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Re: BanthGOP has a few gems going
« Reply #10 on: November 03, 2010, 09:18:43 PM »
Quote from: Mike220 on November 03, 2010, 09:16:37 PM
;D ;D ;D :D :D :D

You know, sir, this "BantheGoop" primitive might have talent worth scouting.

Of course, talent in a primitive is "anti-talent" in a non-primitive.
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Re: BanthGOP has a few gems going
« Reply #11 on: November 03, 2010, 09:22:09 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on November 03, 2010, 08:57:24 PM
I'll check that in the morning and get back to you, sir.

But for the meantime, you think this one's got talent?

I'm getting kind of bored by my usual primitives, and need some new ones.

the nadinebrzinski (or whatever) primitive has been coming in the top 5 of Violator counts a lot lately.
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Re: BanthGOP has a few gems going
« Reply #12 on: November 03, 2010, 09:24:04 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on November 03, 2010, 09:22:09 PM
the nadinebrzinski (or whatever) primitive has been coming in the top 5 of Violator counts a lot lately.

You know, I read the Zbigniew primitive all the time, but unless it's a "health issue," she's pretty bland.

I think it's because she's so sloppy in her lies, it's no fun.
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Re: BanthGOP has a few gems going
« Reply #13 on: November 03, 2010, 09:24:46 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on November 03, 2010, 09:18:43 PM
You know, sir, this "BantheGoop" primitive might have talent worth scouting.

Of course, talent in a primitive is "anti-talent" in a non-primitive.

It IS an interesting specimen of the lower orders of life on Skin's Island. If nothing else, we should at least apply to the VRWC Committee for the Study of Liberalism for funding and support.
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Re: BanthGOP has a few gems going
« Reply #14 on: November 04, 2010, 01:48:34 AM »
Quote from: Mike220 on November 03, 2010, 09:03:09 PM
I love reading BTGOP's screeds, but it's really too hysterical to make a good DUmmy of the Year.

In one breath, it'll excoriate Republicans for wanting to put Dems in concentration camps and then say the only way to solve the problem is to put Republicans in concentration camps.

It may need a special achievement award though.

Yep, he's/she's/it's "special" all right.  :shortbus:

That kind of thinking come from being dropped on your head (repeatedly) as a child.
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Re: BanthGOP has a few gems going
« Reply #15 on: November 04, 2010, 02:39:01 AM »
BTG = The Allan Greenspan of Potatonomics?
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Re: BanthGOP has a few gems going
« Reply #16 on: November 04, 2010, 09:36:33 AM »
Are we sure BanTheGOP isn't Alan Grayson's sock?  The stuff Grayson posted under his own name was far too tame to really be him.
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Re: BanthGOP has a few gems going
« Reply #17 on: November 04, 2010, 09:39:45 AM »
Who said we were supposed to gain 100 house seats?  The range I heard was anywhere from 45 to 60.

BanTheGOP has been on my radar for a while, he/she/it is bat-shit crazy.
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Re: BanthGOP has a few gems going
« Reply #18 on: November 04, 2010, 09:44:21 AM »
ROFL!!!!

Some gems from BanTheGOP:

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Yes, the House was lost. But we only lost by 60! Considering many experts, including myself, were predicting up to a HUNDRED seats lost, and you can see that we really GAINED FORTY SEATS from the scenario a lot of people were predicting!

You're an expert?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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This guy/it/gal is looney-tunes.
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Re: BanthGOP has a few gems going
« Reply #19 on: November 04, 2010, 10:26:17 AM »
The third link was most entertaining.  The second got locked for being too threatening.  He doesn't get a big following in his OPs.  I think that he's too crazy even for the Dump.  For that reason, he's on my tentative list. 
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Re: BanthGOP has a few gems going
« Reply #20 on: November 04, 2010, 06:31:07 PM »
I have suspected that Ban The GOP is a mole.
No one and I mean no one could be that stupid and be able to read and write.

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