« Reply #30 on: November 02, 2010, 04:31:02 AM »
Well it would be the perfect pick-me-up for his first day out looking for that new job. 
Ahhhh I can picture the scene now. Damn Freeper troll showing up on the doorstep with a nice hot steaming cuppa tea with a nice cinnamon stick swirling gently around the rim. Freeper rings the doorbell and you hear the pleasant DING DOOONGG of the bell. Cursing and mumbling as the DUmbshit rattles up the basement stairs.
The whoosh of wind ruffling the hair and the cinnamon stick as the door is thrown open, a snarling WTF DO YOU WANT!!!!! bellowed out the door.
A pleasant smile with a devilish twinkle in the eye as our hero holds the cup forward and sweetly says. "We took it all last night. We got our Hope & Change. Here's a nice cup of tea for you. I know you'll need it to start your new life as a working stiff. Life as you know it is now over. Welcome to adulthood."
A well-deserved H5 for that!


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