Sears' new undead range, for the fashion conscious zombie

[bijou]

http://www.sears.com/shc/s/dap_10153_12605_DAP_Zombie?origin=zeta&storeId=10153&catalogId=12605&expCheckout=&orderEmail=&langId

Sears will be playing both sides when the zombie apocalypse comes. 

[PatriotGame]

http://www.sears.com/shc/s/dap_10153_12605_DAP_Zombie?origin=zeta&storeId=10153&catalogId=12605&expCheckout=&orderEmail=&langId

Sears will be playing both sides when the zombie apocalypse comes. 

I always wondered...if I became a zombie...is there a special OFFICIAL uniform required or an official patch I should wear?
Ya know...to be fully zombie union compliant? I certainly wouldn't want to jeopardize my zombie union pension!
What a perfect fit - zombies and union EMPLOYEES (NOT workers)!