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Dumbasses discuss ways to kill trees and annoy underpaid interns
« on: November 04, 2010, 04:10:54 PM »
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MineralMan  (1000+ posts)        Thu Nov-04-10 08:47 PM
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How to Write A Letter to The President 
 Edited on Thu Nov-04-10 08:53 PM by MineralMan
If you have something you'd like to say to the President of The United States, why not write him a letter? You know: a neatly printed piece of paper containing what you want to say to him, placed in an envelope and mailed, using the USPS. A letter is the very best means of communicating with the President, and he may actually read it if it is compelling. Here's what to do:
 
1. Threaten to cut yourself if he doesn't return the enclosed panties (or boxers if you're a female) with his man sweat on them.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x9479183

OK, I made-up that last part.
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Re: Dumbasses discuss ways to kill trees and annoy underpaid interns
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2010, 05:13:12 PM »
I've been watching the anti-osteopathic primitive, the "MineralMan" primitive, for a while.

He's got middling talent for a primitive.

The anti-osteopathic primitive lives up in or near Minneapolis-St. Paul, and likes to fish.

Other than his rabid osteopathphobia, he could almost be the nice old guy next door.
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Re: Dumbasses discuss ways to kill trees and annoy underpaid interns
« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2010, 06:31:00 PM »
MSB . . .

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Re: Dumbasses discuss ways to kill trees and annoy underpaid interns
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2010, 07:12:29 PM »
Mineral man,...DUmmie of great knowledge. :loser:
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