POLL: Would Jesus win a Republican Primary?

[foghorn]

Gotta wonder who thought up this inane poll?  We all know Mohammed couldn't run because he couldn't have his ugly gay face on a poster.  I am told he looks like this, though:

[Habsfan]

The King of Kings and Lord of Lords doesn't have to be "elected" to his Messiahship.  (Unlike Barry Big-Ears).  He IS the Messiah; the real deal (no styrofoam Barrack-opolis required).

Oh, and the only similarity between The Savior and Barry Big-Ears is that the dead will turn out in droves to support him (without Dhimmi'Rat or Union Thug "assistance", though).

They missed the part where he said "Before Abraham was I AM"

They have no concept or understanding of the Truth and of who He is. This is why you see pornographic art displays mocking him. This blasphemy is not surprising.

For men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good, traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God, having a form of godliness, but denying its power" (2 Timothy 3:1-5).

[MrsSmith]

Gotta wonder who thought up this inane poll?  We all know Mohammed couldn't run because he couldn't have his ugly gay face on a poster.  I am told he looks like this, though:

Mohammed couldn't run because he is dead.  Jesus isn't.   

 

I imagine the DUmmies would tell Mary that the child she was carrying was not of God but merely a zygote and they would smuggle her into Egypt without notifying her parents to terminate the pregnancy then stuff a fistful of condoms into her hand and tell her to go forth and sin some more.

No doubt.