DUmmie rocket scientists: Anyone that can strike a match and light the fuse of a bottle rocket.
I seriously doubt any moron from the DUmp could pull it off without burnin' his/her neighbors house down!
Besides, they all live in the paradises of the left that outlawed fireworks years ago!
ETA:
When they outlaw fireworks, only outlaws will have fireworks!
You can have my fireworks when you pry them out of my cold dead hands!
Heh!