Product Labels that prove a majority is stupid

[Freeper]

Keep in mind the DUmmies believe the majority is them. So he just called himself stupid. 

liberal N proud  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list       Sun Oct-10-10 10:20 AM
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Product Labels that prove a majority is stupid
   
In Honour of Stupid People . . .
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.


On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) --
'Do not turn upside down.'
(well,...duh, a bit late, huh!)

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On Sainsbury's peanuts --
'Warning: contains nuts.'
(talk about a news flash)

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On Boot's Children Cough Medicine --
'Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.'
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)

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On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding --
'Product will be hot after heating.'
(...and you thought????...)

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On a Sears hairdryer --
Do not use while sleeping.
(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

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On a bag of Fritos --
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)

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On a bar of Dial soap --
'Directions: Use like regular soap.'
(and that would be???....)

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On some Swanson frozen dinners --
'Serving suggestion: Defrost.'
(but, it's just a suggestion.)


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On packaging for a Rowenta iron --
'Do not iron clothes on body.'
(but wouldn't this save me time?)


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On Nytol Sleep Aid --
'Warning: May cause drowsiness.'
(..I'm taking this because???.....)

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On most brands of Christmas lights --
'For indoor or outdoor use only.'
(as opposed to what?)

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On a Japanese food processor --
'Not to be used for the other use.'
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

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On an American Airlines packet of nuts --
'Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.'
(Step 3: say what?)

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On a child's Superman costume --
'Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.'
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

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On a Swedish chainsaw --
'Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.'
(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)


After reading this list, maybe we need some labels for voting!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x9289749

You know why we have those stupid warning labels?
Because lawyers who vote democrat would sue the manufacturers if they did any of those stupid things.
Once again liberalism breeds stupidity.

old mark  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list       Sun Oct-10-10 10:33 AM
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2. The really sad thing is that most of these labels came to be ther because someone
   
had problems with the product.

("How the heck can I eat them nuts when they still in that package?")

It's just amazing to think how many of those people will vote in November...


mark

they will vote for democrats people that stupid usually depend on the govt for every need.

[diesel driver]

As Jeff Foxworthy once stated:  "The only reason for warning labels is because SOMEBODY TRIED THIS!"

The best label I've seen was on a penlight I had purchased several years ago.  It was the warranty label on the back, and it went thru half the space telling that this light was good down to 500 feet if the O-ring was intact, it was explosion proof, water proof, shatter proof, etc., etc.

That if such and such failed, take it wherever to have it repaired or replaced, etc., etc.

The last line of the warranty read:

WARRANTY VOID IN INSTANCES OF SHARK BITE, BEAR ATTACK,  AND CHILDREN UNDER 5!