I worked with an Indian (dot, not feather) girl a few years back. Her last name was Patel, and I asked her if it was a common surname in India. She said yes, like "Smith" is here.
I replied: "So, there are like 500 million 'Patels' in India?"
She said: "Yes. Makes for interesting family reunions."

She, like my neighbor, is/was being jerked around by ICE over their immigration/naturalization status. Neighbor finally became a citizen last year, only took 10 years and several thousand dollars.
So, tell me again how some slack-jawed, inbred, butt pickin', nose scratchin', fart lightin', knuckle draggin', no thinkin', ass kissin' bureaucrat is supposed to make health care in this country cheaper and more efficient? I keep forgetting.