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Jose and Carlos...the beggars...
« on: September 08, 2010, 02:28:16 AM »
Mexican Beggars..

Jose and Carlos are both beggars. They beg in different areas of town.
Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but only collects about eight or nine dollars a day.

Every day, Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills. He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house,
and has lots of cash to spend.

"Hey, amigo," Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as you do, so how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?"

Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?"

Carlos' sign reads;
I have no work, a wife and Six kids to support.

"What's wrong with that?" Carlos asks him.

"No wonder you only get eight or nine dollars a day!"

Carlos says, "All right, so what does your sign say?"

Jose's sign reads:

I only need ten dollars to get back to Mexico!
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Re: Jose and Carlos...the beggars...
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2010, 03:42:39 AM »
I've lived all but 3 years of my life in CA and I have yet to see a Mexican beg
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Re: Jose and Carlos...the beggars...
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2010, 07:00:49 AM »
I've lived all but 3 years of my life in CA and I have yet to see a Mexican beg

I have 2 older white guys and 1 middle age white woman that have taken over a section next to a strip mall near my house and I think work in shifts. 

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Re: Jose and Carlos...the beggars...
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2010, 10:18:28 AM »
I have 2 older white guys and 1 middle age white woman that have taken over a section next to a strip mall near my house and I think work in shifts. 


So....it doesn't work out so well for you?

Enjoy your poor can-o-day of beans and can of 40 malt.
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Re: Jose and Carlos...the beggars...
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2010, 09:07:07 PM »
So....it doesn't work out so well for you?

Enjoy your poor can-o-day of beans and can of 40 malt.

Who knows with what is going on in the world right now why they are there.
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Re: Jose and Carlos...the beggars...
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2010, 08:55:30 PM »
Very funny
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