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A 38-year-old Orland Park motorist is scheduled to appear in Cook County court Oct. 26 on a charge of driving under the influence of alcohol after allegedly mistaking part of her field sobriety test for a fashion show.

Orland Park Police said Sheryl A. Urzedowski of the 14700 block of Park Lane seemed to believe she was supposed to walk as though she was a model, during her 2 a.m. Sept. 9 sobriety test at the intersection of 159th Street and Wolf Road.

"She walked up and down the line with hands on her hips three additional times," police wrote in the incident report.

The runway run-through allegedly occurred after Urzedowski offered to perform a gymnastics maneuver, police said.

Urzedowski, who allegedly made a left turn at a red light, is also charged with disregarding a traffic control device, driving 26-30 mph over the posted speed limit, following too close to another vehicle and improper lane usage.

She also pleaded with the arresting officer to read her “the Amanda rights," the report said.

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Re: Woman performed model walk, asked for 'Amanda rights' during traffic stop
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2010, 12:18:47 PM »
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Re: Woman performed model walk, asked for 'Amanda rights' during traffic stop
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2010, 12:21:39 PM »
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The runway run-through allegedly occurred after Urzedowski offered to perform a gymnastics maneuver, police said.

What "gymnastics maneuver" was she going to do?


ETA:
I wonder if this is the same one?

http://www.facebook.com/people/Sheryl-Urzedowski/100000800095504#!/profile.php?id=100000800095504&hiq=sheryl%2Curzedowski&ref=search
« Last Edit: September 16, 2010, 12:23:40 PM by thundley4 »

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Re: Woman performed model walk, asked for 'Amanda rights' during traffic stop
« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2010, 12:37:32 PM »
She deserves to go to jail if she is drinking and driving
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Re: Woman performed model walk, asked for 'Amanda rights' during traffic stop
« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2010, 12:56:32 PM »
She deserves to go to jail if she is drinking and driving
How very true.

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Re: Woman performed model walk, asked for 'Amanda rights' during traffic stop
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2010, 01:24:59 PM »
What "gymnastics maneuver" was she going to do?


ETA:
I wonder if this is the same one?

http://www.facebook.com/people/Sheryl-Urzedowski/100000800095504#!/profile.php?id=100000800095504&hiq=sheryl%2Curzedowski&ref=search

Probably so.  She looks pretty tipsy there too.
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Re: Woman performed model walk, asked for 'Amanda rights' during traffic stop
« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2010, 01:28:53 PM »
Good thing they didn't have to call the Amber Lamps for her.




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