Attention DUmmies! Yes, we have the electronic voting rigged. We also have the paper copy thing rigged, never mind how, just suffice it to say that since they can't be tracked back to an individual voter, the machinery of the State which we secretly control will ensure the paper ballots match the totals we desire. Resistance is futile, just stay home in November and await your call to the labor camps (Re-education and work release being a pointless wasre in your case, on two counts).
Thatisall.