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Ohio woman charged for driving with sex toy while watching pr0n video
« on: August 26, 2010, 09:10:04 AM »
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The woman was initially stopped by the police in Elmwood Place, close to Cincinnati in Ohio, because her car had illegally tinted windows. But when the woman, identified as 36-year-old Colondra Hamilton, pulled over, the police officer discovered exactly why she might not want people to see into her car.

Hamilton was discovered with her trousers unzipped, with a vibrator in her lap, while watching a porn video on a laptop that was helpfully being held a by a friend in the passenger seat.

Police Officer Ross Gilbert gave Hamilton a traffic ticket charging her with 'driving with inappropriate alertness', as well as having illegally tinted windows. She is due to appear in court next Tuesday.

'It's very unusual,' Gilbert said, with masterful understatement. 'This is a first for me.'
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/839183-woman-charged-for-driving-with-sex-toy-while-watching-porn-video
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Re: Ohio woman charged for driving with sex toy while watching pr0n video
« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2010, 09:16:43 AM »
That woman should have been required to have her windows tinted even darker.

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Re: Ohio woman charged for driving with sex toy while watching pr0n video
« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2010, 09:33:35 AM »
At least it wasn't texting. :uhsure:
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Re: Ohio woman charged for driving with sex toy while watching pr0n video
« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2010, 09:42:33 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on August 26, 2010, 09:16:43 AM
That woman should have been required to have her windows tinted even darker.



Yeah, I guess it was the height of foolishness to have hoped she looked like the sweaty naked cop car-stealing chick, huh?  :p
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Re: Ohio woman charged for driving with sex toy while watching pr0n video
« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2010, 10:02:25 AM »
This whole story is so gross.  What is wrong with people? 
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Re: Ohio woman charged for driving with sex toy while watching pr0n video
« Reply #5 on: August 26, 2010, 10:12:14 AM »
Guess she was taking the vibrator for a test drive......
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Re: Ohio woman charged for driving with sex toy while watching pr0n video
« Reply #6 on: August 26, 2010, 10:12:46 AM »
Why is this question rattling around in my head?


"Well....did she 'finish' the job, or not?"



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Re: Ohio woman charged for driving with sex toy while watching pr0n video
« Reply #7 on: August 26, 2010, 10:27:34 AM »
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Re: Ohio woman charged for driving with sex toy while watching pr0n video
« Reply #8 on: August 26, 2010, 10:32:58 AM »
Quote from: vesta111 on August 26, 2010, 10:27:34 AM
Bijou, where do you find these things ?


Heh. The Metro is actually my local free morning newspaper, so I see those in print first. Otherwise I just check the various 'weird news' sections in newspapers and blogs on the 'net.
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Re: Ohio woman charged for driving with sex toy while watching pr0n video
« Reply #9 on: August 26, 2010, 10:41:36 AM »
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Re: Ohio woman charged for driving with sex toy while watching pr0n video
« Reply #10 on: August 26, 2010, 11:57:22 AM »
For the love of God, why is it ALWAYS the ugly ones?
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Re: Ohio woman charged for driving with sex toy while watching pr0n video
« Reply #11 on: August 26, 2010, 12:00:44 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on August 26, 2010, 11:57:22 AM
For the love of God, why is it ALWAYS the ugly ones?


Because the non-ugly ones don't need vibrators?   :tongue:
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Re: Ohio woman charged for driving with sex toy while watching pr0n video
« Reply #12 on: August 26, 2010, 01:15:58 PM »
This isn't all that unusuall. Back in the day Yahoo had a message board about this very thing.
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Re: Ohio woman charged for driving with sex toy while watching pr0n video
« Reply #13 on: August 26, 2010, 01:25:19 PM »
...and to think it probably all started innocently enough with a cell phone set to vibrate...and then she moved on to the hard stuff ....and became A-dick-ted.
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Re: Ohio woman charged for driving with sex toy while watching pr0n video
« Reply #14 on: August 26, 2010, 02:20:39 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on August 26, 2010, 01:25:19 PM
...and to think it probably all started innocently enough with a cell phone set to vibrate...and then she moved on to the hard stuff ....and became A-dick-ted.

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Re: Ohio woman charged for driving with sex toy while watching pr0n video
« Reply #15 on: August 26, 2010, 06:04:11 PM »
Quote from: debk on August 26, 2010, 12:00:44 PM

Because the non-ugly ones don't need vibrators?   :tongue:

Variety is the spice of life, dear.  It's when that's ALL you can get that you need to worry.
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Re: Ohio woman charged for driving with sex toy while watching pr0n video
« Reply #16 on: August 26, 2010, 06:45:55 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on August 26, 2010, 06:04:11 PM
Variety is the spice of life, dear.  It's when that's ALL you can get that you need to worry.

guess I should have put "need" in capital letters...... :uhsure:
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Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate.

"My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already." – Dave Barry

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.

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Re: Ohio woman charged for driving with sex toy while watching pr0n video
« Reply #17 on: August 29, 2010, 04:15:01 PM »
Women like her need to keep it in her house
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