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Offline vesta111

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Lottery to become an Obama advisor
« on: August 20, 2010, 08:49:47 AM »
For a one buck a pop, USA money or equivalent anyone over the age of 16 can buy a ticket in this lottery, citizen or not, all over the world.

The prize, one gets man/woman at large in the white house. For as long as the President is President one gets to live in the white house, room and board with family, $200,000 a year salary and a guarantee that when the President goes on vacation or leaves the White House the winner is given the choice of going with him.  The winner gets SS protection for themselves and family and allowed to bring their pit bulls and friends over to visit.

The winner is guaranteed at least one hour a week in private with the President to make comments give advice, or just ignore him and read a book.  If the President cannot for any reason have this meeting, the winner is paid an extra $2,000 for their lost time.

The worlds biggest lottery, anyone on earth can enter if over 16 years of age and if Obama is reelected instead of one year of being the luckiest person on earth, will continue for another 4 years.


Result, we pay off all our debts, we are behind by trillions of dollars but in the first week of sales that will be more then halved, with a 90 day selling period we have a huge surplice in the Treasury and the only one that has a problem with this will be the White House staff, the President themself and the people that have to make arrangements to take 55 extra people where ever the President goes, their pet Lamas, Camels, or milk cow.

Round and round she goes, where she stops nobody knows.


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Re: Lottery to become an Obama advisor
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2010, 09:51:52 PM »
Sign me up.

I'd be evicted within the first 24 hours.
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Re: Lottery to become an Obama advisor
« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2010, 09:56:22 PM »
I wouldn't want it. At all!

Even with some of the perks involved.

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