My 4th child once fell asleep underneath our sofa.
My brother's 5th child once fell asleep on the toilet, with her head pillowed on the paper roll.
A cousin once fell asleep behind the bed in the spare bedroom, sitting on a box.
All 3 incidents led to a panic-stricken search with much screaming of the child's name before they were found.
My 3rd child once fell asleep at the table, on bar stools, with his butt on one and his head on a lower one.