The poor things. They were really hoping for something bigger since the whole Man-Made Global Warming thing still hasn't caught on with the public. Remember all the breathless proclamations of the entire Gulf Of Mexico being as dead as the Moon and this being an extinction-level event and cracks in the Earth's crust big enough to make an Irwin Allen movie? Michael Moore was licking his powdered-donut-crusted chops in anticipation of his next crockumentary, "Bowling With Tarballs."
Why? *sob* Why can't anything ever work out for the poor DUmmies! The Obamessiah did not decend from Heaven with a shout, their terrorist friends are still being greased on a regular basis, Joan can't marry Sally, rich folks still have their money, the BFEE hasn't been frogmarched to the Netherlands, and dammit, Dick Cheney just won't die!
'Tis a sad existence, being a DUmbass.