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Offline bijou

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Three naked German women found in woods
« on: August 03, 2010, 09:32:46 AM »
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A search party was called off in southern Sweden on Sunday as three naked German women lost in the woods eventually managed to relocate their holiday home without the aid of a police helicopter or sniffer dogs.  ...

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The paper had some bare faced cheek printing such a non story!
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Re: Three naked German women found in woods
« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2010, 09:36:52 AM »
Quote from: bijou on August 03, 2010, 09:32:46 AM
Read more here

The paper had some bare faced cheek printing such a non story!

How freaking em-bare-assing for the woman.
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Re: Three naked German women found in woods
« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2010, 09:46:08 AM »
Quote from: vesta111 on August 03, 2010, 09:36:52 AM
How freaking em-bare-assing for the woman.
LOL, especially as they are now front page nudes.
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Re: Three naked German women found in woods
« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2010, 09:58:06 AM »
Quote from: bijou on August 03, 2010, 09:46:08 AM
LOL, especially as they are now front page nudes.

Won't be able to buff that out of their minds anytime soon.
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Re: Three naked German women found in woods
« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2010, 10:15:47 AM »
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They ended up groping around in the dark for the last hour of their wayward walk before eventually find their way back to their naturist companions.


I'll just bet they were.

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Hmm. They sound like Maenads to me.


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Re: Three naked German women found in woods
« Reply #5 on: August 03, 2010, 10:16:49 AM »
Praise the Lord---the BEARS didn't eat them.
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Re: Three naked German women found in woods
« Reply #6 on: August 03, 2010, 10:17:40 AM »
That was barely worth mentioning.

If that happened locally and the call went out for volunteers to search for them 8,000+ young men would show up to help search....and here's how the paper would report it...

  FIGHTS BREAK OUT
AS MEN SEARCH FOR 3 LOST WOMEN
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Re: Three naked German women found in woods
« Reply #7 on: August 03, 2010, 10:23:39 AM »
Quote from: vesta111 on August 03, 2010, 10:16:49 AM
Praise the Lord---the BEARS didn't eat them.

Vesta! You punned! Good on you!




Really glad you got out of the woods safely, too.  :II:
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Re: Three naked German women found in woods
« Reply #8 on: August 03, 2010, 10:26:55 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on August 03, 2010, 10:17:40 AM
That was barely worth mentioning.

If that happened locally and the call went out for volunteers to search for them 8,000+ young men would show up to help search....and here's how the paper would report it...

  FIGHTS BREAK OUT
AS MEN SEARCH FOR 3 LOST WOMEN

 :bow: :bow: :bow:  I think you won this one Johnney
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Re: Three naked German women found in woods
« Reply #9 on: August 03, 2010, 11:00:24 AM »
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The naturist campers, 40, 50 and 56-years-old,


Thread is still okay without pics then.  Well, maybe the 40-year old.  Then again, it's been my experience that if they're a "naturist", (shudder)...
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Re: Three naked German women found in woods
« Reply #10 on: August 03, 2010, 11:12:00 AM »
Headline: "Three naked German women found in woods. Rescuers reportedly had trouble finding anything in the thick bush."
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Re: Three naked German women found in woods
« Reply #11 on: August 03, 2010, 11:13:11 AM »
Quote from: chris_ on August 03, 2010, 11:12:00 AM
Headline: "Three naked German women found in woods. Rescuers reportedly had trouble finding anything in the thick bush."

And that was just their armpits.
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Re: Three naked German women found in woods
« Reply #12 on: August 03, 2010, 12:58:02 PM »
I never find anything that good when I go out in the woods.   :(

And Sparky - if you're focused on their armpits, "ur doin it wrng."
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Re: Three naked German women found in woods
« Reply #13 on: August 03, 2010, 02:43:37 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on August 03, 2010, 12:58:02 PM
I never find anything that good when I go out in the woods.   :(

And Sparky - if you're focused on their armpits, "ur doin it wrng."

He's a submariner, what would one expect ?!?!?!?!?   :o :tongue: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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Re: Three naked German women found in woods
« Reply #14 on: August 03, 2010, 03:14:14 PM »
Tanker--I would have thought you of all people would know about the hirsute nature of European women and their complete aversion to shaving ANYTHING.

How can you NOT notice that?  I mean, I understand that airedales like Thor don't care as long as it's warm and has a pulse (and those are optional if the price is right...)
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Re: Three naked German women found in woods
« Reply #15 on: August 03, 2010, 04:01:19 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on August 03, 2010, 03:14:14 PM
Tanker--I would have thought you of all people would know about the hirsute nature of European women and their complete aversion to shaving ANYTHING.

How can you NOT notice that?  I mean, I understand that airedales like Thor don't care as long as it's warm and has a pulse (and those are optional if the price is right...)

Well, one thing you can do is bungee-cord their arms to their sides. They can't flop their arms such that you can count the braids.

The pelt on the legs is another matter, though. Sometimes you just have to work your way through the mass of hair. Just turn the lights out and pretend it's a lumpy blanket.

And the other pelt too, of course.    :uhsure:      
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Re: Three naked German women found in woods
« Reply #16 on: August 03, 2010, 04:05:52 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on August 03, 2010, 04:01:19 PM
Well, one thing you can do is bungee-cord their arms to their sides. They can't flop their arms such that you can count the braids.

The pelt on the legs is another matter, though. Sometimes you just have to work your way through the mass of hair. Just turn the lights out and pretend it's a lumpy blanket.

And the other pelt too, of course.    :uhsure:      

While stubbling around in the dark you grab something and it barks and bites, you got the wrong dog.
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Re: Three naked German women found in woods
« Reply #17 on: August 03, 2010, 05:02:12 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on August 03, 2010, 03:14:14 PM
Tanker--I would have thought you of all people would know about the hirsute nature of European women and their complete aversion to shaving ANYTHING.

How can you NOT notice that?  I mean, I understand that airedales like Thor don't care as long as it's warm and has a pulse (and those are optional if the price is right...)

First, not all of them are like that, and second the mice in their armpits are something I didn't really care about one way or the other...I was after bigger, more dangerous game!

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Re: Three naked German women found in woods
« Reply #18 on: August 03, 2010, 11:34:10 PM »
From the story, I kid you not:

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They ended up groping around in the dark for the last hour of their wayward walk

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Re: Three naked German women found in woods
« Reply #19 on: August 04, 2010, 07:15:09 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on August 03, 2010, 04:05:52 PM
While stubbling around in the dark you grab something and it barks and bites, you got the wrong dog.

No Johnny,   what you got is a Sub Sailor that awakens to silence, he cannot hear the air scrubbers.
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Re: Three naked German women found in woods
« Reply #20 on: August 04, 2010, 02:00:20 PM »
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A search party was called off in southern Sweden on Sunday as three naked German women lost in the woods eventually managed to relocate their holiday home without the aid of a police helicopter or sniffer dogs.  ...

Sniffer dogs???????? Musta been liberals! Just sayin..........eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww!
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