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Offline thundley4

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Re: Man fondles his sausage behind meat counter
« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2010, 07:45:06 PM »
Special sauce with that steak?


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Re: Man fondles his sausage behind meat counter
« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2010, 09:39:38 PM »
Comment from "Norm AKA The Knight Sky":

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Maybe the restrooms were dirty and unkempt. I find that it is the norm at most racetracks, so when I feel the need, I usually find a clean spot. You can't blame the guy. I've only been caught a few times, and once was behind the hot dog stand.

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Re: Man fondles his sausage behind meat counter
« Reply #3 on: July 12, 2010, 01:59:39 AM »
When questioned, he admitted to "having his penis out of his pants."

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Re: Man fondles his sausage behind meat counter
« Reply #4 on: July 16, 2010, 07:28:53 PM »
God is angry.  :evillaugh:
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Re: Man fondles his sausage behind meat counter
« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2010, 02:21:36 AM »
LOL :tongue:
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