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Offline delilahmused

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Re: Rachael's Story
« Reply #50 on: July 08, 2010, 12:36:57 PM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on July 08, 2010, 12:33:05 PM
Yeah, she's just a "one" bagger.

Is that guy slang?

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Re: Rachael's Story
« Reply #51 on: July 08, 2010, 12:46:58 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on July 08, 2010, 12:36:57 PM
Is that guy slang?

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Re: Rachael's Story
« Reply #52 on: July 08, 2010, 12:47:46 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on July 08, 2010, 12:36:57 PM
Is that guy slang?

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It means you'd do her with just one bag over her head, but no need to worry about going instantly blind or dying of shock if it accidentally tore, though. 
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Re: Rachael's Story
« Reply #53 on: July 08, 2010, 12:52:20 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on July 08, 2010, 12:47:46 PM
It means you'd do her with just one bag over her head, but no need to worry about going instantly blind or dying of shock if it accidentally tore, though. 

As opposed to the three bagger: one for your head, one for her head in case yours falls off, one to cover the light to make sure that you won't see anything even if the lights are turned on.
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Re: Rachael's Story
« Reply #54 on: July 08, 2010, 01:01:53 PM »
Quote from: docstew on July 08, 2010, 12:52:20 PM
As opposed to the three bagger: one for your head, one for her head in case yours falls off, one to cover the light to make sure that you won't see anything even if the lights are turned on.

If she's that bad, I don't think little johnnyreb would be up for going there.
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Re: Rachael's Story
« Reply #55 on: July 08, 2010, 01:17:26 PM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on July 08, 2010, 12:33:05 PM
Yeah, she's just a "one" bagger.

wouldn't touch her with your dick.

she'd talk at some point.
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Re: Rachael's Story
« Reply #56 on: July 08, 2010, 01:30:18 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on July 08, 2010, 01:17:26 PM
wouldn't touch her with your dick.

she'd talk at some point.

Two words: ball gag.
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Re: Rachael's Story
« Reply #57 on: July 08, 2010, 01:54:17 PM »
Quote from: docstew on July 08, 2010, 12:52:20 PM
As opposed to the three bagger: one for your head, one for her head in case yours falls off, one to cover the light to make sure that you won't see anything even if the lights are turned on.

As opposed to coyote tail. That's where in the morning, you'd rather chew the arm off she's layin' on rather than wake her up before ya leave!
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Re: Rachael's Story
« Reply #58 on: July 08, 2010, 02:19:07 PM »
Ah, that makes sense. Well, I guess I won't mention what I thought it meant. But I think she's probably afraid of dicks unless they're plastic and require batteries.

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Re: Rachael's Story
« Reply #59 on: July 08, 2010, 06:24:27 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on July 08, 2010, 02:19:07 PM
But I think she's probably afraid of dicks unless they're plastic and require batteries.

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Re: Rachael's Story
« Reply #60 on: July 09, 2010, 06:25:56 AM »
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Re: Rachael's Story
« Reply #61 on: July 09, 2010, 09:12:19 AM »
Quote from: delilahmused on July 08, 2010, 02:19:07 PM
Ah, that makes sense. Well, I guess I won't mention what I thought it meant. But I think she's probably afraid of dicks unless they're plastic and require batteries.

Cindie

I could cut a hole in a jock and then tell her it's a strap-on, but I ain't taking the batteries on board.
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Re: Rachael's Story
« Reply #62 on: July 09, 2010, 10:29:48 AM »
Quote from: delilahmused on July 08, 2010, 02:19:07 PM
Ah, that makes sense. Well, I guess I won't mention what I thought it meant. But I think she's probably afraid of dicks unless they're plastic and require batteries.

Cindie

She probably has a high voltage Sybian to ride.



Never heard of the Sybian...until awhile back... someone advertised one for sale in the local paper....   small town + Sybian ad = a lot of juicy gossip..... :rotf:
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