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Re: Stupid College Majors
« Reply #25 on: July 01, 2010, 08:58:30 PM »
Ahhh but without we in the Underwater Basketweaving majors...you in the sciences wouldn't have anyone to admire your brillance and bow and scrape as you walk by.....




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« Reply #26 on: July 02, 2010, 08:26:57 AM »
I might have been able to do calculus if I had a calculator like those floating around the last 10 years or so.

We had slide rules ...only.

My opinion of a slide rule is comparative to Ptarmy's regarding bunnies... :censored:

I'm exposing my age here, but I learned to use one of those before I learned (or had enough money) for a calculator.

Sixth grade, to be exact.  I'm dealing with exponents and logarithms and the other kids were struggling with long division.  Oh well.
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Re: Stupid College Majors
« Reply #27 on: July 02, 2010, 01:00:05 PM »
I might have been able to do calculus if I had a calculator like those floating around the last 10 years or so.

We had slide rules ...only.

My opinion of a slide rule is comparative to Ptarmy's regarding bunnies... :censored:

My last year of high school and my first year of the Navy, which was technical school, I took some fairly advanced mathematics courses. A couple of people in my high school trig, calc and physics classes were lucky enough to have their parents purchase them the "NEW" TI SR-51A. (I think it was new in late 1974). I was relegated to the slide rule. I could usually come up with the answers before they could punch in the numbers on their calculators. I was able to buy & use a calculator  during my Navy schools, but that was a waste, mostly. Then, to find out, about 70% of the time for the first half of my career, the Navy-wide examinations teetered between not allowing the use of a calculator or it could only be a four function* calculator. (I was like, "four functions??!?!?!?....... WTF ?!?!??!") I was better off just simply using paper and pencil. When doing trig functions, much of which electronics is comprised, they were essentially useless.


* four function= add, subtract, divide, & multiply for you young 'uns

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« Reply #28 on: July 02, 2010, 04:28:46 PM »
Yup--last time I checked, the list of calculators allowed at Nuke School was pretty damn short, limiting them to only those with "non-programmable" functions.  Bummed me out when I couldn't use my TI OR my HP.  Had to get one of those "cheap" ones.

And oh yeah--don't even THINK of taking a cell phone in there these days, and God help ya if you get caught with one that has a memory expansion card.
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Re: Stupid College Majors
« Reply #29 on: July 02, 2010, 05:47:20 PM »
Yup--last time I checked, the list of calculators allowed at Nuke School was pretty damn short, limiting them to only those with "non-programmable" functions.  Bummed me out when I couldn't use my TI OR my HP.  Had to get one of those "cheap" ones.

And oh yeah--don't even THINK of taking a cell phone in there these days, and God help ya if you get caught with one that has a memory expansion card.

Ummm......... programmable calculators didn't exist when I went through my schools...

But, yeah, for the last 10 years of exams, anything non-programmable was acceptable (that was until I retired) Before that, it was sometimes non-programmable sci-calcs and sometimes not. It almost seemed as if depended on their mood that exam cycle.
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« Reply #30 on: July 02, 2010, 06:50:49 PM »
Ummm......... programmable calculators didn't exist when I went through my schools...

But, yeah, for the last 10 years of exams, anything non-programmable was acceptable (that was until I retired) Before that, it was sometimes non-programmable sci-calcs and sometimes not. It almost seemed as if depended on their mood that exam cycle.

I say "programmable" only in the sense that the USER had to program them.
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Re: Stupid College Majors
« Reply #31 on: July 03, 2010, 02:27:39 PM »
I say "programmable" only in the sense that the USER had to program them.

Sparky you make me laugh.    Back in the early 1970's when my Hubby was teaching at Mare Island Nuke school he often tutored students in his off hours.

These kids were very smart, got most of the classes down BUT the Math held them up. 

After we came east I began to hear about this new who-dickie called a calculator that was faster and more accurate then the slide rule.  I raided the family budget and bought one for $50.00 for his birthday.  Today's money perhaps $400.00

He went nuts, why had I spent all that money for a toy, this could in no way be of help, it was useless.

Off he went in a huff to the club on base to find someone to listen to his story about becoming bankrupt because Wife was an idiot.  We had 4 kids to feed and cloth and stupid wife buys him a useless gadgit.

2 days later he comes home looking the worse for wear and tells me he has to attend a class on how to use this useless gadgit.

Education often comes from life, not the class room.

I would not want to be poor and struggle to put a kid through college if they majored in basket weaving, but one never knows when that skill can morph into architecture in far away lands, cover that huge basket with plaster and there is a home for someone in an arid country.

Skills of any kind can come in handy, be it a masters in recreation [?] to agronomy.


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Re: Stupid College Majors
« Reply #32 on: July 03, 2010, 04:40:59 PM »
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I would not want to be poor and struggle to put a kid through college if they majored in basket weaving, but one never knows when that skill can morph into architecture in far away lands, cover that huge basket with plaster and there is a home for someone in an arid country.

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Re: Stupid College Majors
« Reply #33 on: July 03, 2010, 09:24:11 PM »
I use mine-Accounting & Bus. Admin.  Still taking occasional classes for third one, Art History  :tongue:. But that's just for kicks, I love all history.
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