From June 20, 2008: Barack Obama Midterm Exam

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"Perry Logan" was ahead of his time.  What a find 

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Perry Logan (1000+ posts)      Fri Jun-20-08 06:32 AM
Original message
Barack Obama Midterm Exam
 Edited on Fri Jun-20-08 06:37 AM by Perry Logan
Hi everybody. I've been away. I really missed the misogyny here.

OBAMA PRE-NOMINATION QUIZ

1. How many votes do you think Obama loses every time he opens his piehole?
a. ten thousand, with good editing
b. a million, if he ad libs
c. a bajillion, if prompter fails ("Uh ah oh er ah uh erg oh uh um...")
d. an infinite number, if Michelle chimes in.

2. Obama's past relationships (Rezco, Rev. Wright, that awful church, those awful terrorists, etc.) indicate:
a. poor judgment
b. p*ss-poor judgment
c. there's somethin' happenin' here...
d. a pact with the Devil.

3. Obama's performance in the polls--first against Hillary, now against John McCain--may best be characterized as:
a. a dying, f*rting, petering out sort of sound—like a Green Day song
b. worse than we'd have done with a cheese blintz
c. good reason to beg for Hillary's forgiveness
d. The Hindenberg.

4. Obama's campaign was brilliant, if they do say so themselves. The most brilliant ploy—so far—by this brilliant campaign was:
a. playing the race card
b. playing the misogyny card
c. playing the age card
d. playing the social-class card
e. playing the education card
f. playing the Muslim card
g. playing the Christian card
h. playing the radical leftist extremist unrepentant terrorist card
i. playing the Che Guevara card
j. playing the "90's-era smears against the Clintons" card
k. playing the "destroy credibility of progressive blogs" card
l. playing the "take your cue from the media" card
m. playing the "we hate America" card
n. playing the "we hate whitey card" (kidding!)
o. playing the clawing the eyes out card
p. playing the acting like thugs card
q. playing the death-threat card
r. playing the "spam your opponents' websites" card
s. gaming the caucuses
t. suborning the DNC
u. playing the "rehashing speeches by other people" card
v. emulating George McGovern (except that George McGovern is a cool guy)
w. jettisoning Wright
x. jettisoning his church
y. jettisoning (your name here)
z. new alphabet needed.
 
....more.....

According to Dummie Funnies, he flamed out with his guns a'blazin'.  But I didn't realize there were sooooo many comments before the lock.  Though most were "IBTL" comments 

Heidi  (1000+ posts)      Fri Jun-20-08 09:09 AM
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96. Locking.
 Divisive. Flamebait.

Heidi,
DU Moderator

Heidi was post #96. 

[Chris_]

Ha ha ha... great find.

[Carl]

That is classic! 

[seabelle]

Thanks for the "pin", I am not worthy 

To be fair, I found this at:

http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/2008/06/i-am-really-excited.html

In all my excitement, I forgot attribution   Though I totally forget what I was searching for when this gem showed up.  Probably a google search for Obama-asshole 

[Chris_]

Yeah, you got pinned to the top of the fridge where all the good scribblings go.

[Karin]

Outstanding!!!  Congrats on your find, and for getting the top of the fridge (Mom always liked you best).

That was some funny stuff, especially:

quote]c. a bajillion, if prompter fails ("Uh ah oh er ah uh erg oh uh um...")
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Meanwhile, everybody else in the world was saying what a spectacular communicator zero was.  I never got that.