« previous next »
Pages: [1]   Go Down

Author Topic: Where's my "Chill the f*ck out, I got this!" & "...so I know whose ass to kick"  (Read 3051 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline sofa king

  • Full Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 209
  • Reputation: +1/-0
Where's my "Chill the f*ck out, I got this!" & "...so I know whose ass to kick"
« on: June 16, 2010, 11:59:00 AM »
Quote
Poll_Blind  (1000+ posts)  Tue Jun-15-10 11:40 PM
Original message
Where's my "Chill the f*ck out, I got this!" & "...so I know whose ass to kick" President?
   
Tonight I got the "NASA scientists have confirmed the asteroid's path and the cameras will now cut to a waving American flag while 'Amazing Grace' is played on bagpipes in the background." President.

Every time I watch tonight's speech I become a little more puzzled.

Any speech which wraps up with “Even if we're unsure exactly what that looks like. Even if we don't yet know precisely how to get there. We know we'll get there.” should be shot by the secret service, the typewriter that typed it tossed into the Potomac, and the speechwriter shown both of the preceding events to encourage them to do better.

PB

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8567700

nothing particularly special about this thread, it just seem to embody a lot of my confusion about our dear little dummys (plus i have never seen such dumping on lord zero since i have been reading du.)

they seem to be divided into several camps about the speech...

* those that expected zero to go all "jfk" and announce "we will achieve independence from oil by the end of the decade."  these people were disappointed.
* those that expected zero to go all "stalin" and announce "we will seize all assets of bp and pass them out to the people." these people were disappointed.
* those that expected zero to go all "reagan" and announce "i am actually going to kick some ass here, not just talk about it." these people were disappointed.

and finally

* those that "know" zero was only addressing the great unwashed in this speech.  and that the super-intelligent true dummy would understand the "nothingness" of the speech for the brilliant zen-like chess move it was.  even these people know that this spin is bullshit, so they are disappointed too.

in short, all of dummyland is disappointed with zero this morning.  a true first.

these people didn't know who they were voting for, aside from the fact he was black and had a "d" after his name.  i can understand that part.  their minds are so child-like and what child wouldn't fall for hope, change and a magic negro?

yet after all of these months they still haven't opened their eyes about who their president truly is.  they go to bed each night dreaming of this kick-ass, superhero, bright and shiny president, only to awake to a steaming pile of zero each day.

is it any wonder so many of them are on medication?

 :loser:

Logged

Offline AllosaursRus

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 11672
  • Reputation: +424/-293
  • Skip Tracing by Contract Only!
Re: Where's my "Chill the f*ck out, I got this!" & "...so I know whose ass to kick"
« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2010, 01:36:11 PM »
Quote
is it any wonder so many of them are on medication?

Too bad it isn't sodium pentothal in huge doses!
Logged
I'm the guy your mother warned you about!
 

Offline debk

  • Topic Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 12473
  • Reputation: +467/-58
Re: Where's my "Chill the f*ck out, I got this!" & "...so I know whose ass to kick"
« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2010, 02:35:00 PM »
I'm still a little stunned myself that he mentioned "prayer" and "God" so much... :confused:

I envisioned little DUmmie heads exploding all over the country..... :uhsure:
Logged
Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate.

"My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already." – Dave Barry

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.

Offline jukin

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 16232
  • Reputation: +2115/-170
Re: Where's my "Chill the f*ck out, I got this!" & "...so I know whose ass to kick"
« Reply #3 on: June 16, 2010, 02:53:31 PM »
I swear that my local dog catcher could do a better job...well he can't bob his head back and forth reading the teleprompter like the bamster.
Logged
When you are the beneficiary of someone’s kindness and generosity, it produces a sense of gratitude and community.

When you are the beneficiary of a policy that steals from someone and gives it to you in return for your vote, it produces a sense of entitlement and dependency.

Offline sofa king

  • Full Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 209
  • Reputation: +1/-0
Re: Where's my "Chill the f*ck out, I got this!" & "...so I know whose ass to kick"
« Reply #4 on: June 16, 2010, 03:18:52 PM »
Quote from: debk on June 16, 2010, 02:35:00 PM
I'm still a little stunned myself that he mentioned "prayer" and "God" so much... :confused:

I envisioned little DUmmie heads exploding all over the country..... :uhsure:


that was pretty funny in the du thread commenting on speech last night.  to paraphrase:

obama:    "bla, bla, bla, bla..."
dummys:  yay obama!

obama:    "bla, bla, bla, bla..."
dummys:  yay obama!

obama:    "bla, prayer, God, bla, bla..."
dummys:  wait... what?

dummys:   boo obama!  boo obama!

 :rotf:

Logged

Offline blitzkrieg_17

  • The harder they come, the harder they fall
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1880
  • Reputation: +126/-69
Re: Where's my "Chill the f*ck out, I got this!" & "...so I know whose ass to kick"
« Reply #5 on: June 16, 2010, 07:03:13 PM »
Quote from: debk on June 16, 2010, 02:35:00 PM
I'm still a little stunned myself that he mentioned "prayer" and "God" so much... :confused:

I envisioned little DUmmie heads exploding all over the country..... :uhsure:

He invokes that in which he does not believe. Very offensive, even to this atheist.
Logged
Caught somewhere in time

Offline debk

  • Topic Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 12473
  • Reputation: +467/-58
Re: Where's my "Chill the f*ck out, I got this!" & "...so I know whose ass to kick"
« Reply #6 on: June 16, 2010, 07:11:59 PM »
Quote from: blitzkrieg_17 on June 16, 2010, 07:03:13 PM
He invokes that in which he does not believe. Very offensive, even to this atheist.


Yeah, I had a bit of an issue with that too. I was offended and thought how incredibly phony.

I'm not going to preach my faith to you, as I do respect you the right to be an atheist, but neither will I accept mockery/derision from you. (not you personally)

Watching him say what he did....it just made me feel like he was sucking up to me by using my faith in God, but that he no more believed what he was saying than if he had said the world was flat. Did he really think I am that stupid as to believe he was sincere?

Sadly, he does....

Does that make sense?
Logged
Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate.

"My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already." – Dave Barry

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.

Offline docstew

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4741
  • Reputation: +282/-187
  • My Wife is awesome!
Re: Where's my "Chill the f*ck out, I got this!" & "...so I know whose ass to ki
« Reply #7 on: June 16, 2010, 09:11:15 PM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on June 16, 2010, 01:36:11 PM
Too bad it isn't sodium pentothal magnesium sulfate in huge doses!

fixt
Logged

Offline chitownchica

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2635
  • Reputation: +213/-25
Re: Where's my "Chill the f*ck out, I got this!" & "...so I know whose ass to kick"
« Reply #8 on: June 16, 2010, 09:17:46 PM »
Stenchycat, Cha, and Prononsense were spinning the story so much my head was spinning.
Logged

Offline moko

  • Probationary (Probie)
  • Posts: 13
  • Reputation: +0/-0
Re: Where's my "Chill the f*ck out, I got this!" & "...so I know whose ass to kick"
« Reply #9 on: June 16, 2010, 09:25:14 PM »
A flat Earth ? Where would he get an idea like that ?
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wppjYDj9JUc[/youtube]

Logged

Offline Alpha Mare

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2009
  • Reputation: +73/-5
Re: Where's my "Chill the f*ck out, I got this!" & "...so I know whose ass to kick"
« Reply #10 on: June 17, 2010, 02:39:36 AM »
Quote
notadmblnd (wanna bet?)  (1000+ posts)        Thu Jun-17-10 02:42 AM

16. I remember too. It was during the Democratic convention in 2004
 I remember thinking at the time, this man could be President some day. However, since he's been in office, he seems to have been neutered. He had our support to change many of the things he spoke about during his campaign. Then he surrounded himself with Washington insiders and what I think are questionable advisers; who have convinced him to be a consolatory President. Avoiding confrontation, always giving away too much when attempting to compromise. I guess I was naive to think he wasn't a corporate Democrat. I thought him being a black man, that he would be able to empathize with the common people. It appears more and more that I thought wrong. I still think he's a good man. I just don't like the way he settles for scraps for the people when he has the power and support to fill our plates.

Maybe TPTB got to him? Maybe they got dirt on him from somewhere or they've threatened to assassinate him if he doesn't maintain the status quo? I don't know, I'm just terribly disappointed in how things are working out.
  http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8575889
Logged
"Political correctness is tyranny with manners."
    - Charlton Heston

Offline vlad335

  • Full Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 202
  • Reputation: +23/-3
Re: Where's my "Chill the f*ck out, I got this!" & "...so I know whose ass to kick"
« Reply #11 on: June 17, 2010, 03:33:11 AM »
The speech wasn't that surprising to me.  I knew Obama would be using the oil leak as democrats use every crisis, either real or imagined. As an opportunity to plunder.

Imagine Obama as a Fire Marshall and an apartment building is blazing downtown. The fire department is having great difficulty containing the out of control conflagration and more equipment and manpower is needed desperately. Unfortunately, Fire Marshall Obama's first order of business is to evacuate all buildings in the city because of the potential for this to happen to them as well. Sometime later, he appears on the local news and discuss the need for updated fire codes. The next day he has a meeting with the landlords and building owners demanding payment into a fund that will be "administered independently " to the people hurt by this ongoing fire. ( Just so happens that the person who will be in charge of this account just so happens to work in the Fire Marshall's office.)

All the while the fire continues to burn and grows larger. The fire crews on the scene cry out for help but it doesn't matter to Fire Marshall Obama. He has to meet with City Council next week to push for his new fire codes which incidentally, will provide even more power and money for his office. Now, if the fire is put out then City Council might not have the desire to pass the law that the Fire Marshall wants so it has to remain in the news coverage. It must burn and provide the potential for widespread damage.

This is the way that democrats operate. Every crisis is to be exploited to the upmost for shakedowns and graft. If you look at this administration's seemingly perplexing actions regarding this spill, they are doing exactly what is required in their minds to gain from it.
Logged

Offline Karin

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 17752
  • Reputation: +1895/-81
Re: Where's my "Chill the f*ck out, I got this!" & "...so I know whose ass to kick"
« Reply #12 on: June 17, 2010, 08:05:36 AM »
From Alpha Mare's link, here's a stupid post:

Quote
Lindsey  (1000+ posts)      Thu Jun-17-10 12:24 AM
Response to Reply #58
59. Our President has had more on his plate than any president
 since FDR. He's been in office 1 1/2 years and people expect him to have already cured all of the ills left by Bush/Cheney PLUS everything that's happened since (BP oil spill). IMO, he's done an amazing job. For one he's prevented another real depression and too many other things to list. Because there aren't anyI hope he doesn't run in 2012 - this country doesn't deserve him and he could be living an awesome life. He went into this with the best of intentions, to help this f up'd county. I don't think he had any idea what a nightmare this would be. For him and his family's sake, I truly hope he doesn't run again. 
:lmao:

Nobody replied to her.  They are bitterly disappointed. 
Logged

Offline ConservativeMobster

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1187
  • Reputation: +38/-26
Re: Where's my "Chill the f*ck out, I got this!" & "...so I know whose ass to kick"
« Reply #13 on: June 17, 2010, 09:28:31 AM »
Quote from: Karin on June 17, 2010, 08:05:36 AM
From Alpha Mare's link, here's a stupid post:
 :lmao:

Nobody replied to her.  They are bitterly disappointed. 

Lindsey? Mr Graham is that you?
Logged
Our people look for a cause to believe in. Is it a third party we need, or is it a new and revitalized second party, raising a banner of no pale pastels, but bold colors which make it unmistakably clear where we stand on all of the issues troubling the people?***Ronald Reagan

Offline JohnnyReb

  • In Memoriam
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 32063
  • Reputation: +1998/-134
Re: Where's my "Chill the f*ck out, I got this!" & "...so I know whose ass to kick"
« Reply #14 on: June 17, 2010, 09:32:15 AM »
You know, it looks like the Democrat convention of 2012 is going to be worth watching.....fights, riots, protest....all manner of contact sports.... :-)
Logged
“The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of ‘liberalism’, they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.” - Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist Party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948

"America is like a healthy body and its resistance is threefold: its patriotism, its morality, and its spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within."  Stalin

Offline AllosaursRus

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 11672
  • Reputation: +424/-293
  • Skip Tracing by Contract Only!
Re: Where's my "Chill the f*ck out, I got this!" & "...so I know whose ass to kick"
« Reply #15 on: June 17, 2010, 10:49:11 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on June 17, 2010, 09:32:15 AM
You know, it looks like the Democrat convention of 2012 is going to be worth watching.....fights, riots, protest....all manner of contact sports.... :-)

If the muzzies want exercise their hatred, I can't think of a better time than when they're all together! They deserve each other!
Logged
I'm the guy your mother warned you about!
 

Offline Airwolf

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 12160
  • Reputation: +912/-163
Re: Where's my "Chill the f*ck out, I got this!" & "...so I know whose ass to kick"
« Reply #16 on: June 17, 2010, 05:25:06 PM »
Note to lurkers.

That President never exsisted after Truman in the Democratic party.
Logged
MOLON LABE

"Someday, when all your civilization and science are likewise swept away, your kind will pray for a man with a sword."-- Conan the Barbarian

Clint Eastwood - Because God wanted Chuck Norris to have nightmares.

"I am not a Number,I am a free man"

"He's my hero, you don't put away your heros, you honor them!"

Offline Revolution

  • It's a Hoagie not a
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 6945
  • Reputation: +504/-426
  • 8/20/50 - 3/8/12 Love you, Pop
Re: Where's my "Chill the f*ck out, I got this!" & "...so I know whose ass to kick"
« Reply #17 on: June 17, 2010, 05:43:35 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on June 17, 2010, 09:32:15 AM
You know, it looks like the Democrat convention of 2012 is going to be worth watching.....fights, riots, protest....all manner of contact sports.... :-)

It would be funny if I didn't think that was actually possible. Hell, I think it may be possilbe in November.
Logged

:usflag: :salutearmy: :saluteaf: :saluteusmc: :salutenavy: :taps:
THANK YOU for what you do!

Quote from: vesta111 on December 11, 2012, 12:00:18 PM
soon as you find your manhood all else falls into place.

Quote from: Greg Gutfeld
If Ft. Hood was "workplace violence," then the Hindenburg was an air show.

Guns do not kill people. Rotting, festering, disgusting, grimy, evil, un-reparable souls kill people.

Quote
I don't know if sand glows in the dark, but we're gonna find out.

3x PROUD Facebook Felon!!

Offline kenth

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1017
  • Reputation: +1/-0
Re: Where's my "Chill the f*ck out, I got this!" & "...so I know whose ass to kick"
« Reply #18 on: June 17, 2010, 11:58:58 PM »
That "I got this" photo should have come with a barf bag. But through hope and change, it now brings laughter, knowing the photo only lasted as long as there were no decisions to be made.
Logged

Offline sofa king

  • Full Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 209
  • Reputation: +1/-0
Re: Where's my "Chill the f*ck out, I got this!" & "...so I know whose ass to kick"
« Reply #19 on: June 18, 2010, 12:47:41 AM »
Quote from: Airwolf on June 17, 2010, 05:25:06 PM
Note to lurkers.

That President never exsisted after Truman in the Democratic party.


heh.  i don't pay attention to such things,  but a dummy posted these.  so i thought i would share...



and this one...



it was from this thread, which went no where

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8582010


funny...

Logged
Pages: [1]   Go Up
« previous next »