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Re: Good News!
« Reply #25 on: May 28, 2010, 08:02:29 AM »
Geez, you guys . . . I'm gagging and laughing at the same time!!  :rotf: :puke:
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Re: Good News!
« Reply #26 on: May 28, 2010, 09:17:52 AM »
Genius, pure genius!
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Re: Good News!
« Reply #27 on: May 28, 2010, 10:00:26 AM »
Quote from: njpines on May 28, 2010, 08:02:29 AM
Geez, you guys . . . I'm gagging and laughing at the same time!!  :rotf: :puke:


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Re: Good News!
« Reply #28 on: May 28, 2010, 12:32:06 PM »
Quote from: happy1ga on May 27, 2010, 08:09:32 PM
CalPig's bewbs? Picture 2 men's athletic tube socks w/ a pool ball dropped allll the way to the bottom of each.

You're welcome.  :-)
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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Re: Good News!
« Reply #29 on: May 28, 2010, 09:02:16 PM »
Quote from: dandi on May 27, 2010, 10:53:07 PM
My breast

squeezed between

the two plates

of the mammogram machine

Looking for all the world

like a

blue-veined pancake

with a

single burnt raisin

stuck to it

I heave a sigh

and

my back

arches

as I notice

the x-ray guy

looking

at me

He wants me

I know

Now the

other breast

clamped

Special because

its raisin

has these two

coarse hairs

protruding

I am irradiated

with lust

I wink now

at the x-ray guy

who has

gone pale

beneath the flourescent

lights



OMG - you're going to you-know-where for that!  But is was funny as hell - good job.   :lmao: :hyper: :-) :rotf:
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Re: Good News!
« Reply #30 on: May 29, 2010, 08:35:24 AM »
breasts

they sit

nay, lay, they stay

like water balloons

unspent in mock battle

soft and flaccid

upon a summer sidewalk

yet aloft they are held

on dunes of undulating bloat

the rolls

they bid you welcome

knowingly they wink

hither

come hither
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Re: Good News!
« Reply #31 on: May 29, 2010, 05:27:18 PM »
dandi
miskie

I only have 2 words to say to both of you....

"Just, DAMN!"

 :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao:

Now, I have to take a shower, not because I'm "excited", but because I've soiled myself from laughing so hard at those poems!
 

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Re: Good News!
« Reply #32 on: May 30, 2010, 02:13:53 AM »
I haven't cried, and laughed at the same time for a while, but their tears of disgust, and mirth rolled into one. Haha.
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Re: Good News!
« Reply #33 on: May 30, 2010, 02:15:53 AM »
oh my.
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Re: Good News!
« Reply #34 on: May 30, 2010, 10:50:38 PM »
Wow. I thought I was the one grossing everyone out, but the poets here kick ass. :cheersmate:
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Re: Good News!
« Reply #35 on: June 01, 2010, 11:19:56 AM »
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Re: Good News!
« Reply #36 on: June 01, 2010, 02:48:37 PM »
Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on June 01, 2010, 11:19:56 AM
When you say  "tits" Do you mean testicles? :-)

That has yet to be determined - for now, lets refer to them as 'titsticles' until we have confirmation.
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Re: Good News!
« Reply #37 on: June 01, 2010, 04:05:28 PM »
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Re: Good News!
« Reply #38 on: June 01, 2010, 04:09:34 PM »
Must be kept in the freezer
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Re: Good News!
« Reply #39 on: June 08, 2010, 08:23:28 PM »
No disrespect intended, but...

Thank God that CalPeggy is all right. Nobody should go through the HELL of cancer of any type.

I realize there is humor in stupidity, but I never find it in misfortune. I would hope to think that many of us are better than that.

Just my 2 cents. WB to the land of the healthy, Peggy.
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