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Naked cop proves arresting sight for car thief
« on: April 01, 2008, 07:48:52 AM »
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WELLINGTON (Reuters) - A policeman in a small New Zealand town did not let the fact that he was naked hold him back from chasing a thief trying to steal his car.

The off-duty constable was asleep at his home in Balclutha, in the lower South Island, when his wife woke him in the early hours, the New Zealand Press Association reported.

When the policeman realised the sound his wife heard was someone attempting to start the couple's car, he didn't let the fact he was stark naked hold him back, bursting out the door with nothing more than a torch.

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Re: Naked cop proves arresting sight for car thief
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2008, 07:54:38 AM »
Hmmmm, a nekkid cop.  Where'd he pin on his badge?   :-)
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Re: Naked cop proves arresting sight for car thief
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2008, 07:57:56 AM »
Hope the torch was of the battery powered variety and not a true flame torch...or he could burn some sensitives bits!

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Re: Naked cop proves arresting sight for car thief
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2008, 08:04:06 AM »
He didn't need a badge.  He had the third leg of the law on his side.

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Re: Naked cop proves arresting sight for car thief
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2008, 08:14:58 AM »
He didn't need a badge.  He had the third leg of the law on his side.

That was the "long arm of his law" wasn't it?
He has a reputation for being "cocky"!
He didn't need the torch, he subdued the perp with his "night stick"!

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Re: Naked cop proves arresting sight for car thief
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2008, 09:41:38 AM »
Hope the perp didn't try to cop a feel...




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Re: Naked cop proves arresting sight for car thief
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2008, 10:06:57 AM »


Wonder where he hung his handcuffs.   :uhsure:
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Re: Naked cop proves arresting sight for car thief
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2008, 10:08:54 AM »
He didn't need a badge.  He had the third leg of the law on his side.

That was the "long arm of his law" wasn't it?
He has a reputation for being "cocky"!
He didn't need the torch, he subdued the perp with his "night stick"!



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