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DUmmies are so clever
« on: May 26, 2010, 05:43:57 PM »
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proud2BlibKansan  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Wed May-26-10 05:32 PM
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Did you know that the words "race car" spelled backwards still spells "race car"?

That "eat" is the only word that, if you take the 1st letter and move it to the last, spells its past tense, "ate"?

And if you rearrange the letters in "so called tea party Republicans," and add just a few more letters, it spells: "Shut up you free-loading, progress-blocking, benefit-grabbing, resource-sucking, violent, hypocritical assholes, and face the fact that you nearly wrecked the country under Bush."

How weird is that?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8424700

The weird part is you projecting all of the core liberal beliefs on conservatives.
free-loading (single payer health care), progress-blocking(cant drill for oil), benefit-grabbing,(single payer, govt freebies, etc) resource-sucking(getting more money back on tax day than you put in), violent, hypocritical assholes,(need I comment?)
That sums up DU pretty well.
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Re: DUmmies are so clever
« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2010, 05:48:42 PM »
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proud2BlibKansan  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Wed May-26-10 05:32 PM
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Did you know that the words "race car" spelled backwards still spells "race car"?

That "eat" is the only word that, if you take the 1st letter and move it to the last, spells its past tense, "ate"?

And if you rearrange the letters in "so called tea party Republicans," and add just a few more letters, it spells: "Shut up you free-loading, progress-blocking, benefit-grabbing, resource-sucking, violent, hypocritical assholes, and face the fact that you nearly wrecked the country under Bush."

How weird is that?

You know what other linguisitic oddity is weird?

Liberal women: Can't Understand Normal Things
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Re: DUmmies are so clever
« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2010, 05:51:45 PM »
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on May 26, 2010, 05:48:42 PM
You know what other linguisitic oddity is weird?

Liberal women: Can't Understand Normal Things

Another weird thing. Liberal women have bigger balls than liberal men.
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Re: DUmmies are so clever
« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2010, 06:09:25 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on May 26, 2010, 05:51:45 PM
Another weird thing. Liberal women have bigger balls than liberal men.


But only the ones who aren't liberal men.

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Re: DUmmies are so clever
« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2010, 06:19:43 PM »
Did you know that no matter how many letters you add or how you arrange them, "DUmmies"  are still just plain DUmmies.
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Re: DUmmies are so clever
« Reply #5 on: May 26, 2010, 07:43:03 PM »
Look lie somebody just got their weekly issue of Weekly Reader.


Oh yeah, that dates me....or does it?
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Re: DUmmies are so clever
« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2010, 04:12:44 AM »
Quote from: jukin on May 26, 2010, 07:43:03 PM
Look lie somebody just got their weekly issue of Weekly Reader.


Oh yeah, that dates me....or does it?

Well, now that you mention it, I haven't seen one in about 50 years.
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Re: DUmmies are so clever
« Reply #7 on: May 27, 2010, 06:52:19 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on May 27, 2010, 04:12:44 AM
Well, now that you mention it, I haven't seen one in about 50 years.

About 40 years for me, but I think they are still out there....

Funny thing, the so called "smartest people in the world" blame Bush and Reagan for all the woes this country is having, but in reality, the MOST prosperous 25 year period of this country's history is from 1982 to 2007....

In other words, from the middle of Reagan's first term, thru until Dems retook control of Congress....

Damned annoying thing, these facts....
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Re: DUmmies are so clever
« Reply #8 on: May 27, 2010, 07:13:56 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on May 27, 2010, 04:12:44 AM
Well, now that you mention it, I haven't seen one in about 50 years.

I saw one in a doctor's office about 10 years ago.  It was the only thing in there to read.
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Re: DUmmies are so clever
« Reply #9 on: May 27, 2010, 07:25:06 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on May 27, 2010, 07:13:56 AM
I saw one in a doctor's office about 10 years ago.  It was the only thing in there to read.
The last time I went to a doctor's office, the magazine had Roosevelt on the cover....

TEDDY Roosevelt....   :rimshot:
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Murphy's 3rd Law:  "You can't make anything 'idiot DUmmie proof'.  The world will just create a better idiot DUmmie."

Liberals are like Slinkys.  Basically useless, but they do bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs...
 
Global warming supporters believe that a few hundred million tons of CO2 has more control over our climate than a million mile in diameter, unshielded thermo-nuclear fusion reactor at the middle of the solar system.

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Re: DUmmies are so clever
« Reply #10 on: May 27, 2010, 07:31:13 AM »
Where is she getting free-loading, resource-sucking, and benefit-grabbing??  I don't get it, and I'm sure she never personally met a teaparty person. 

All the responses are mirror-image: 
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LOL!!!! Thanks for the laugh!!!
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Re: DUmmies are so clever
« Reply #11 on: May 27, 2010, 11:31:04 AM »
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proud2BlibKansan  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Wed May-26-10 05:32 PM
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Fun With English


Your second language, no doubt....

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Did you know that the words "race car" spelled backwards still spells "race car"?


Did you know that the word "liberal", no matter how the letters are arranged, still spells "DUmbass"
« Last Edit: May 29, 2010, 05:19:00 PM by diesel driver »
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Murphy's 3rd Law:  "You can't make anything 'idiot DUmmie proof'.  The world will just create a better idiot DUmmie."

Liberals are like Slinkys.  Basically useless, but they do bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs...
 
Global warming supporters believe that a few hundred million tons of CO2 has more control over our climate than a million mile in diameter, unshielded thermo-nuclear fusion reactor at the middle of the solar system.

"A dead enemy is a peaceful enemy.  Blessed be the peacemakers". - U.S. Marine Corp

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Re: DUmmies are so clever
« Reply #12 on: May 27, 2010, 03:33:56 PM »
Yep Weekly Reader is still alive and kicking.

Does this make me younger?


Please?

:lmao:
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Re: DUmmies are so clever
« Reply #13 on: May 27, 2010, 03:38:25 PM »
Quote from: Randy on May 26, 2010, 06:09:25 PM
But only the ones who aren't liberal men.

 :-)
Not to be confused with one that is in a gender transformation process while coughing up a hairball.  :-) :rotf:
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Re: DUmmies are so clever
« Reply #14 on: May 27, 2010, 03:40:27 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on May 27, 2010, 04:12:44 AM
Well, now that you mention it, I haven't seen one in about 50 years.

My son would bring them home from kindergarten last year.

Just one more thing to make me feel OLD...
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Re: DUmmies are so clever
« Reply #15 on: May 27, 2010, 03:48:24 PM »
Yeah 'O' has fun with words too.  Why just today on FOX I heard Mr. O'bama use a word I had never heard before.  Since he's known to be an intellectual giant I know he had to be pulling my leg and the entire press corps (how is THAT word pronounced?) legs as well.

I can't seem to find it defined anywhere though ... maybe some DUmmie will log onto this thread and enlighten us.  Here's the word;

Contradictoring

Heard it with my own ears.

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Re: DUmmies are so clever
« Reply #16 on: May 27, 2010, 04:01:05 PM »
Quote from: Texacon on May 27, 2010, 03:48:24 PM
Yeah 'O' has fun with words too.  Why just today on FOX I heard Mr. O'bama use a word I had never heard before.  Since he's known to be an intellectual giant I know he had to be pulling my leg and the entire press corps (how is THAT word pronounced?) legs as well.

I can't seem to find it defined anywhere though ... maybe some DUmmie will log onto this thread and enlighten us.  Here's the word;

Contradictoring

Heard it with my own ears.

KC

That Barry is such an intellectual giant.  We all should stand back and be awed by his and Biden's superior intelligence....   :mental:
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Murphy's 3rd Law:  "You can't make anything 'idiot DUmmie proof'.  The world will just create a better idiot DUmmie."

Liberals are like Slinkys.  Basically useless, but they do bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs...
 
Global warming supporters believe that a few hundred million tons of CO2 has more control over our climate than a million mile in diameter, unshielded thermo-nuclear fusion reactor at the middle of the solar system.

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You can't fix stupid, but you can vote it out of office.

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Re: DUmmies are so clever
« Reply #17 on: May 27, 2010, 04:06:56 PM »
Quote from: diesel driver on May 27, 2010, 04:01:05 PM
That Barry is such an intellectual giant.  We all should stand back and be awed by his and Biden's superior intelligence....   :mental:

I wonder if we might be misunderestimating The ReichsMessiah, somehow...  :lmao:
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Re: DUmmies are so clever
« Reply #18 on: May 27, 2010, 04:28:14 PM »
And a anagram of Anne Pritchett is "CHANT NET TRIPE".
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