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Offline kenth

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Re: Obama needs to send in the Navy
« Reply #25 on: May 18, 2010, 09:17:05 PM »

You could cut their heads off and they wouldn't be any dumber.

Every time we wonder if they can get any dumber, they post a thread like this.

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Re: Obama needs to send in the Navy
« Reply #26 on: May 19, 2010, 03:40:58 AM »
Maybe they were talking about this Navy:
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Re: Obama needs to send in the Navy
« Reply #27 on: May 19, 2010, 04:26:53 AM »
You guys are all missing the obvious:

Send TominTib to the Gulf with swim trunks, a pair of fins, and a large rubber bathtub stopper. He'd have the leak plugged, and the Gulf polution-free, in an hour.

God I miss TominTib.   :-)
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Re: Obama needs to send in the Navy
« Reply #28 on: May 19, 2010, 05:49:57 AM »
You guys are all missing the obvious:

Send TominTib to the Gulf with swim trunks, a pair of fins, and a large rubber bathtub stopper. He'd have the leak plugged, and the Gulf polution-free, in an hour.

God I miss TominTib.   :-)

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He and his Elite SEAL Green Beret Delta Team would have this controlled in no time.

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Re: Obama needs to send in the Navy
« Reply #29 on: May 19, 2010, 10:26:06 AM »
:thatsright:

He and his Elite SEAL Green Beret Delta Team would have this controlled in no time.

 :rotf: :lmao: :tongue: :fuelfire:

And a shotgun pointed into the chest of the BP executive responsible for it.  :lmao:  :popcorn: :fuelfire:
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Re: Obama needs to send in the Navy
« Reply #30 on: May 19, 2010, 10:35:19 AM »
:thatsright:

He and his Elite SEAL Green Beret Delta Team would have this controlled in no time.

 :rotf: :lmao: :tongue: :fuelfire:

I smell MONEY here.    Time to start investing in Pacific Coast fishing company's. Indonesia has a huge farmed operation for Tilapia and farmed Salmon is a biggie in Canada.  That program about catching King Crabs is so wildly popular.  Today the price is $14-15.00 a pound in New England.  Once the gulf supplies are no more, the Atlantic and Pacific reserves will soon dry up. By soon I am thinking 5-10 years.  We have over fished this part of the Atlantic that the insane rules and regulations now in force has closed down 45% of the family businesses.  

Anyone ever buy a Maine Lobster that had been in an oil spill.??  I did years ago, just once in a restaurant and that was enough for me.

Everyone in the fishing industry and their customers are going to be paying such high prices for fish, shrimp, clams and oysters it boggles the mind.  Where will we get bait fish.??

So much to worry about, the whales that eat 7 ton of plankton a day will they die out.?  If they do, will the plankton continue to grow and take the oxygen from the water causing more dead zones.

For the Navy, what will operating in oil filled waters do to our Subs.?  a buildup on the hull and antennas may cause problems, how do you get oil off a parascope lens.?

Everything on earth is connected to the survival of everything else.

What will our farmers use for fertilizer as most have fish emulsion in them.

The darn Asian Carp 4-5 foot nastys are threatening to get into our Great Lakes, every Chief in the upper North are trying to figure out how to cook them, like Cat Fish they are extremely boney.  Also it is said their taste is an acquired taste may take some years for Americans to get use to eating them.

 As everyone wrings their hands trying to stop the oil flow, how can we trust anyone when we are told they found something that works?  



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Re: Obama needs to send in the Navy
« Reply #31 on: May 19, 2010, 02:31:05 PM »
Catfish actually aren't bony at all, but you're right, carp are a bony fish. My brother and I used to catch them for fun, as they do get big. There were a few people who kept them, and one old guy told us how he prepared them. He would chunk them up and stick them in a pressure cooker. Once they were cooked long enough with the bones mushy as with canned fish, they would use it as in Salmon Croquette, fish patties. He said it was very good, although I've never tried it.

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Re: Obama needs to send in the Navy
« Reply #32 on: May 19, 2010, 03:56:37 PM »
Everything on earth is connected to the survival of everything else.

"Dilution is the solution," as someone said on this forum once. The slick will disperse and life will return.

It is not the end of the world.
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Re: Obama needs to send in the Navy
« Reply #33 on: May 19, 2010, 04:29:06 PM »
How to cook Carp.

You get a nice fresh cut pine board and nail the carp to it. Then you baste the carp with yellow mustard, honey and cinnimon, repeat every few minutes while baking in a 350 degree oven for 4 1/2 hours....take carp from oven, remove nails and discard carp, eat board while still warm.

There ain't many bones in 60 pound catfish.
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Re: Obama needs to send in the Navy
« Reply #34 on: May 19, 2010, 06:26:52 PM »
"Dilution is the solution," as someone said on this forum once. The slick will disperse and life will return.

It is not the end of the world.

It's the fourth time, now--

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Re: Obama needs to send in the Navy
« Reply #35 on: May 19, 2010, 08:19:29 PM »
I do believe BeFree is in a tight race with EFarrari for the stupidest person on the internet award.

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Re: Obama needs to send in the Navy
« Reply #36 on: May 19, 2010, 08:30:45 PM »
I do believe BeFree is in a tight race with EFarrari for the stupidest person on the internet award.

BeFried gets my vote.
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Re: Obama needs to send in the Navy
« Reply #37 on: May 23, 2010, 05:05:33 PM »
Captain Planet and the Planeteers sound like a more appropriate action team.


CP can't get within 10 miles of that place....

Pollution is like Kryptonite to him....
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