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Offline Freeper

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Solution to the Alien problem
« on: May 01, 2010, 10:24:46 AM »
DUmmies are so cute when they get stoned and post their great ideas.

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BeFree  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Sat May-01-10 10:55 AM
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Solution to the Alien problem
   
Everybody who does not want to be suspected of being an alien should forthwith have marked upon their foreheads the number 666.

Those people then would be allowed to go anywhere without suspicion since they have proven they are who they say they are.

The rest of us would be subject to questioning at any time. Small price to pay, eh?

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crikkett  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Sat May-01-10 11:16 AM
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2. I think walls and fences cause all the problems in our world.
   
"Tear down this wall" said the Great Republican Ronald Reagan

Big difference though the wall was to keep people in not out. No one wanted to go in anyway.
But don't let facts get in the way.

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Fumesucker  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Sat May-01-10 11:19 AM
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3. You know who else had secure borders?
   
Hitler, that's who..

No wonder Pelosi and the goons get so upset when we say anything they do is like Hitler. That is their line to use.  :-)
I may not lock my doors while sitting at a red light and a black man is near, but I sure as hell grab on tight to my wallet when any democrats are close by.

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Re: Solution to the Alien problem
« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2010, 10:27:29 AM »
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Fumesucker  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Sat May-01-10 11:19 AM
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3. You know who else had secure borders?
   
Hitler, that's who..

Unfortunately the Dutch, Norwegians, Poles, Czechs, French, Greeks, Maltese, North Africans and Russians didn't.

So I think this analogy backfires.
According to the Bible, "know" means "yes."

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Re: Solution to the Alien problem
« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2010, 12:05:38 PM »
The NAZI's were the ones invading other countries.

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Re: Solution to the Alien problem
« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2010, 12:33:16 PM »
The NAZI's were the ones invading other countries.

well we invaded Iraq and Afghanistan  :-)

I may not lock my doors while sitting at a red light and a black man is near, but I sure as hell grab on tight to my wallet when any democrats are close by.