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Re: DUmmy Gets Told Off by Own Kid
« Reply #25 on: April 19, 2010, 01:16:32 PM »
Not one of my favorite cleaning products, either--though my parents used Lava Soap.

...Over the years I got to be quite a connoisseur of soap. My personal preference was for Lux, but I found Palmolive had a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor - heady, but with just a touch of mellow smoothness. Life Buoy, on the other hand...
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Re: DUmmy Gets Told Off by Own Kid
« Reply #26 on: April 19, 2010, 01:20:51 PM »
...Over the years I got to be quite a connoisseur of soap. My personal preference was for Lux, but I found Palmolive had a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor - heady, but with just a touch of mellow smoothness. Life Buoy, on the other hand...

I just love that movie.   :cheersmate:
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Re: DUmmy Gets Told Off by Own Kid
« Reply #27 on: April 19, 2010, 01:27:30 PM »
I just love that movie.   :cheersmate:

Pray, tell--which movie?
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Re: DUmmy Gets Told Off by Own Kid
« Reply #28 on: April 19, 2010, 01:29:03 PM »
Pray, tell--which movie?

A Christmas Story.
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Re: DUmmy Gets Told Off by Own Kid
« Reply #29 on: April 19, 2010, 02:23:36 PM »
A Christmas Story.

Now that you say it, I seem to remember that line being said.  My brother, two sisters, and father all love that movie.
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Re: DUmmy Gets Told Off by Own Kid
« Reply #30 on: April 19, 2010, 02:47:34 PM »
Should have just declared the little bastid an enemy combatant and waterboarded the little shit.




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Re: DUmmy Gets Told Off by Own Kid
« Reply #31 on: April 20, 2010, 07:12:21 AM »
In the days of sanity, where parents had control...........Ya got swatted at school, first by the teacher then by the vice principal, slapped by mom when ya got home, and got your ass royally kicked by the 'ol man when he showed up after work! And that was for just not having your homework done!

Grounded! Yeah right! In my day grounded meant where you ended up, looking for the truck that just ran your ass over! Grounded?

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Nana = razor strap

Grampa = woodshed......... then the razor strap

Mom = open hand slap to the face, especially in later years

Dad = 3" wide belt, fist, boots, whatever was layin' within' grasp. Basically, whatever he needed to get the appropriate message across. Rarely did you need to have it explained again!

Sounds like you were raised right, Al....

Just like me....   :-)
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Re: DUmmy Gets Told Off by Own Kid
« Reply #32 on: April 27, 2010, 10:52:03 PM »
...Over the years I got to be quite a connoisseur of soap. My personal preference was for Lux, but I found Palmolive had a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor - heady, but with just a touch of mellow smoothness. Life Buoy, on the other hand...

Now that's funny!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: DUmmy Gets Told Off by Own Kid
« Reply #33 on: April 27, 2010, 10:56:05 PM »
Sounds like you were raised right, Al....

Just like me....   :-)

Yeah, well, I did kinda let up on my own. Sometimes I wonder if I shouldn't have. Lol!

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