Terms and Definitions

[SSG Snuggle Bunny]

liberal (lib'er'al) n. - 1. a person who wants to legalize marijuana because it is a private matter but seeks to regulate nicotine, salt and trans-fatty acid intakes because personal health is an issue for society.

2. a person that insists self-declared armed aggressors that deliberately target civilians enjoy full constitutional rights even if they are foreign citizens but a human baby may be put to death for any reason prior to passing through the birth canal.

3. the political ideology that simultaneously condemns all forms of private wealth as inherently unjust, seeks the destruction and prohibition of private wealth while constructing massive public support schemes that are wholly dependent upon private wealth.

taxes (tax'es) n. - 1. what other people should pay.

2. how we know you are one of the others.

sex (sex) n. - 1. the single most beautiful act of loving consummation between two--or more--men or women of the same gender or between children or adults seeking to nurture children

2. the quasi-rape like act heterosexual males impose upon women as a means of privatized prostitution for the express purpose of wealth retainment as a reactionary aggression against the proletariat through unjust laws of inheritance.

dissent (dis'sent) v. - 1. the highest act of patriotism when attempting to undermine public support for wars against violent extremists in foreign lands.

2. Seditious racism if employed in any discussion of domestic taxation and budgetary policy.


Feel free to add your own.

[5412]

liberal (lib'er'al) n. - 1. a person who wants to legalize marijuana because it is a private matter but seeks to regulate nicotine, salt and trans-fatty acid intakes because personal health is an issue for society.

2. a person that insists self-declared armed aggressors that deliberately target civilians enjoy full constitutional rights even if they are foreign citizens but a human baby may be put to death for any reason prior to passing through the birth canal.

3. the political ideology that simultaneously condemns all forms of private wealth as inherently unjust, seeks the destruction and prohibition of private wealth while constructing massive public support schemes that are wholly dependent upon private wealth.

taxes (tax'es) n. - 1. what other people should pay.

2. how we know you are one of the others.

sex (sex) n. - 1. the single most beautiful act of loving consummation between two--or more--men or women of the same gender or between children or adults seeking to nurture children

2. the quasi-rape like act heterosexual males impose upon women as a means of privatized prostitution for the express purpose of wealth retainment as a reactionary aggression against the proletariat through unjust laws of inheritance.

dissent (dis'sent) v. - 1. the highest act of patriotism when attempting to undermine public support for wars against violent extremists in foreign lands.

2. Seditious racism if employed in any discussion of domestic taxation and budgetary policy.


Feel free to add your own.

Representative government

1.  Those in congress represent those that hired them and put them in office when they agree with the liberal point of view.

2.  Congressional representatives may represent their party despite public opposition to their point of view because they are smarter than the electorate and know best what is for the public good.

[littlelamb]

Very good both of you

[Red October]

DISCOURSE:  the mocking or demeaning of other people's faiths and/or the shrill labeling of individuals as racists, sexists, homophobes, etc.; all the while insisting your own theories, preferences, and perversions be given the highest deference.  

[SSG Snuggle Bunny]

intrusive (in'troo'siv) adj. -- 1. the moral offense of seeking to abolish or restrict the practice of electively terminating inconvenient pregnancies.

2. the proper and necessary role of government to shepherd populations away from salt, trans-fatty acids, LDL cholesterol, nicotine and talk radio.



religion (re'lij'un) n. -- 1. a voluntary expression of personal beliefs and convictions that uses inner spiritual convictions to garner as much as 10% of personal income to do charitable works

2. the worst thing ever invented by man, that is responsible for all oppression, bigotry and war.

government (guv'ern'ment) n. -- 1. the system of compulsory laws enforced by armed agents of the state that seeks to impose regulatory and progressive taxation schemes regardless of public opinion or trust.

2. the ultimate good for which only liberals can wisely affect enlightened policies

[SSG Snuggle Bunny]

pedophilia (ped'o'phil'ia) n. - 1. a practice that is part and parcel of the Catholic, and probably entire Christian faith, necessitating that all Christian leaders be placed on watch lists, have their tax exempt statuses revoked, placed on watch lists and immediately jailed if due process proves too cumbersome.

2. a thing that may occur occasionally in public schools but at least most of the offenders are totally hawt so it's OK.

3. a charge leveled against Islam because Mohammed married a 6-year old and consummated the marriage when the child was 9 that only goes to prove Western civilization is bigoted and intolerant of other times and cultures so only a white, racist, tea bagging hate monger who is spoon-fed by talk radio would ever say such things who should probably be locked up if written law proves too cumbersome.

[miskie]

Separation of Church and State : (Sep'a*ra"tion ov ch[^u]rch and st[=a]t) n. - 1. an act by which government shall make no reference to Christianity or Judaism, nor may conservative religious ideologues hold government office.

-2 . an act which prevents conservative sponsorship through donations, political events or conservative appearances at any church or church related function or activity.