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Offline GOBUCKS

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DUmmy Makes A Funny
« on: April 15, 2010, 08:21:14 PM »
DUmmy LeftyFingerPop has a finger on the DUmp pulse. This tale is sooo DUmpworthy:
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LeftyFingerPop  (1000+ posts)      Thu Apr-15-10 06:49 PM
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Got in a HUGE fight with my 92 year old mother today in the nursing home.
It got really emotional and they had to call security.

In hindsight, I guess it was my fault.

I've been pissed off for months that she has not friended me on Facebook.

Well, the shit finally hit the fan in a big way today.

I was actually brought to tears...Mom!! Mom!! Why have you not sent me an invitation to be your Facebook friend? Are we not close? Do I not take care of you?

Tearfully, she looked at me and said..."I don't know how to use a computer, you ****ing dumbass".

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9333503.

None of the DUmpmonkeys have commented. Since the OP doesn't include that stupid "sarcasm" thing, they're sure to believe it's serious.
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Offline Carl

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Re: DUmmy Makes A Funny
« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2010, 08:26:00 PM »
OMG...that is worthy of the stupidest thing of the year and only a quarter in.
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Re: DUmmy Makes A Funny
« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2010, 08:44:00 PM »
That has to be the lamest post ever
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Offline chitownchica

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Re: DUmmy Makes A Funny
« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2010, 08:47:13 PM »
Please PLEASE tell me that is a joke. 
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Re: DUmmy Makes A Funny
« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2010, 08:55:36 PM »
Given how hatefilled primitives are in general, even if it didn't happen it's still believable.

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Re: DUmmy Makes A Funny
« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2010, 08:59:21 PM »
South Park. '0 Friends' episode.

epic fail, DUmbass.
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Re: DUmmy Makes A Funny
« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2010, 09:02:08 PM »
I don't get it.

Oh wait, hold on...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Nope, still don't get it.
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Re: DUmmy Makes A Funny
« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2010, 09:02:19 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on April 15, 2010, 08:59:21 PM
South Park. '0 Friends' episode.

epic fail, DUmbass.

So, you're telling me that the lives of DUmbasses aren't even as original as those of a bunch of cartoon characters?  What losers...

 :loser: :loser: :loser: :loser: :loser: :loser: :loser:
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Re: DUmmy Makes A Funny
« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2010, 09:18:26 PM »
Lefty flinging poop deserves an ass whoopin.
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Re: DUmmy Makes A Funny
« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2010, 10:21:32 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on April 15, 2010, 08:59:21 PM
South Park. '0 Friends' episode.

epic fail, DUmbass.

South Park? Wasn't there a dummy, prominent one, who had a family fight just recently about FB?
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Re: DUmmy Makes A Funny
« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2010, 10:23:34 PM »
Yeah, DUmmy LFP is mocking all the gazillion other DUmmies who have described their fights over Facebook, but without that stupid "sarcasm" sign, the DUmmies are waaaay too DUmb to realize it.
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Re: DUmmy Makes A Funny
« Reply #11 on: April 15, 2010, 10:36:33 PM »
It was a great South Park episode though.
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Re: DUmmy Makes A Funny
« Reply #12 on: April 16, 2010, 07:31:03 AM »
Oh I missed that episode, sounds like a good one. 

Is there anything sadder or more uncomfortable than the sound of crickets after a bad joke's been told?  Still no response. 

I find it irritating, the DUmp sense of humor.  The things that get them rolling around on the ground, with sides splitting, and making posts like "That was the most hilarious thing I ever read!  I spit all over my computer!"  baffle me.  They evoke that queer little smiley with the kicking feet at the strangest things.  Their senses of humor are kindergarten-level. 
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Re: DUmmy Makes A Funny
« Reply #13 on: April 16, 2010, 08:25:05 AM »
I saw it. It would have been funnier with less cussing.
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Re: DUmmy Makes A Funny
« Reply #14 on: April 16, 2010, 10:29:08 AM »
"My 92 year old mother refuses to put me in her will",....now that's more believeable.
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Re: DUmmy Makes A Funny
« Reply #15 on: April 16, 2010, 11:57:57 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on April 16, 2010, 10:29:08 AM
"My 92 year old mother refuses to put me in her will",....now that's more believeable.

If there was a will, Mama would be in the house with the DUmmie with it suckin' up and tryin' to spend it all before any other sibs got a chunk!

No will, I'll come by once a year to see if you're still kickin', Ma. [/DUmmie]
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Re: DUmmy Makes A Funny
« Reply #16 on: April 16, 2010, 01:44:10 PM »
Three old men are sitting around a table at the nursing home. First one says "Life is pretty good. Every morning I get up at 6:00 and have a nice healthy pee at 6:30." Second one says "Yep. Get up at 6:00, healthy pee at 6:15, nice healthy crap 6:30." Third says "You got that right! Healthy pee at 6:00, nice healthy crap 6:15, get up at 6:30."
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