Author Topic: Her Again, with Too Much Information  (Read 3178 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Karin

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 17752
  • Reputation: +1895/-81
Her Again, with Too Much Information
« on: April 06, 2010, 12:58:36 PM »
DUmp link

Quote
xultar  (1000+ posts)        Tue Apr-06-10 09:49 AM
Original message
When I first found out I lost ma job I had my first panic attack...nausea, vomiting
 Edited on Tue Apr-06-10 09:53 AM by xultar
My eyes swelled, tired red and all these little red bumps showed up on my eyelids.
Since then I get welts when I get stressed huge welts they are hot burning hot and they itch.
I've had them around my belly button on my shoulder on the tops of my feet and the back near my heels.
Quote
But the birning molten welt thing is new. This shit is no joke. I almost had to leave to go to my hotel and take a shower so I could scrub my skin off. Now shit is just crazy burning red swollen welts make me want to jump off buildings and shit it is so horrible. It is out of control.

Any one have natural remedies for stress? I'm cutting out the drinking, I'm exercising, trying to fix up, I use lavender oil drink tea cut out the espresso, bathe with aveeno. I'm trying but the stress is no match for what I'm doing.

Oh I started my new job.

Sounds like withdrawls. 

Regarding her concerns about being under COBRA coverage, DUmmy once again only wants progressive doctors, should she be able to find one willing to look at this horrible mess all over her body: 

Quote
xultar  (1000+ posts)        Tue Apr-06-10 12:04 PM
Response to Reply #1
31. I don't know just concerned that they may treat it differently. Things have changed
 And people have lost their minds. I guess I was concerned just in case she was some rightwing whacko or something. 

Quote
panader0  (1000+ posts)      Tue Apr-06-10 10:24 AM
Response to Original message
16. Weed is a great stress reducer

Every DUmmie over there have all had horrible cases of these burning pustules.  Maybe somebody sprinkled them with holy water. 

Our old friend:

Quote
EFerrari  (1000+ posts)        Tue Apr-06-10 01:03 PM
Response to Original message
37. Sounds like hives. When I was still married
 I would get them from stress, too, especially the last few years when my immune system was tanking. You didn't marry my ex did you?
 

And, I didn't want to start a whole new thread for this, but I wanted to show this over-the-top, stand alone post, from the thread about Steve Doucy:

Quote
LiberalLoner (455 posts)      Tue Apr-06-10 12:23 PM
Response to Original message
1. Oh yes they are R's, or lean R. (Regarding the makeup of the teaparties)Some of them are not officially R's because the R's are not fascist and monstrous enough for them. Many of the teabaggers think Hitler didn't go nearly far enough or kill nearly enough people. But if the teabaggers gain control they will fix that, yes they will. Liberals, gays, non-evangelical Xtians, anyone who can read and write, all will be dead if teagaggers get their way. You betcha. 

 :dn:



Offline The Village Idiot

  • Banned
  • Probationary (Probie)
  • Posts: 54
  • Reputation: +96/-15
Re: Her Again, with Too Much Information
« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2010, 01:05:38 PM »
These people are idiots.

They have no idea what they are talking about.

Xultar gets fired and gets hives. Whippee. You'll get over it if your halfway sane, oh wait.

Pathetic, Poor, Stupid Xultar... get over yourself already. You are not the center of the universe and your politics are that of a third grader who thinks government is Santa Claus. You are also trying far too hard to become the stupidest of the DUmmies for 2010, you might even make the top 10 but this is so pathetic I doubt you can make the top 5.

You actually have to have some skill to be a Top DUmmie, not just one pathetic, childish rant after another. The only reason your going to even make the top 10, so far, is that so many true DUmmies have been MIA.

Again you pathetic doe-eyed (dog-eyed?) creature: Get over yourself.

Offline Ralph Wiggum

  • It's unpossible that I'm a
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 19494
  • Reputation: +2554/-49
Re: Her Again, with Too Much Information
« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2010, 01:10:26 PM »
Quote
panader0  (1000+ posts)      Tue Apr-06-10 10:24 AM
Response to Original message
16. Weed is a great stress reducer

The DUmmy solution to everything. :whatever:
Voted hottest "chick" at CU - My hotness transcends gender


Offline The Village Idiot

  • Banned
  • Probationary (Probie)
  • Posts: 54
  • Reputation: +96/-15
Re: Her Again, with Too Much Information
« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2010, 01:12:27 PM »
Limbaugh is saying there are people selling bogus insurance to the idiots, promising open Enrollment or something. lol.

We should start DUmmieLand Health Insurance, open enrollment, no worry about pre-existing conditions, full coverage, fully vested in 6 months. We'll charge them "whatever they can afford".  :hyper:

Offline diesel driver

  • Creepy Ass Cracker and Smart-Ass White Boy!
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 9130
  • Reputation: +609/-55
  • Enhancing My Carbon Footprint!
Re: Her Again, with Too Much Information
« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2010, 01:19:52 PM »
Limbaugh is saying there are people selling bogus insurance to the idiots, promising open Enrollment or something. lol.

We should start DUmmieLand Health Insurance, open enrollment, no worry about pre-existing conditions, full coverage, fully vested in 6 months. We'll charge them "whatever they can afford".  :hyper:


Won't work.  Even if we charged them "everything they had", the company wouldn't have enough change to buy a newspaper....
Murphy's 3rd Law:  "You can't make anything 'idiot DUmmie proof'.  The world will just create a better idiot DUmmie."

Liberals are like Slinkys.  Basically useless, but they do bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs...
 
Global warming supporters believe that a few hundred million tons of CO2 has more control over our climate than a million mile in diameter, unshielded thermo-nuclear fusion reactor at the middle of the solar system.

"A dead enemy is a peaceful enemy.  Blessed be the peacemakers". - U.S. Marine Corp

You can't fix stupid, but you can vote it out of office.

Online SSG Snuggle Bunny

  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 23555
  • Reputation: +2479/-270
  • Voted Rookie-of-the-Year, 3 years running
Re: Her Again, with Too Much Information
« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2010, 01:21:09 PM »
Quote
panader0  (1000+ posts)      Tue Apr-06-10 10:24 AM
Response to Original message
16. Weed is a great stress reducer

Or you could use a hemp rope to hang yourself in the garage.

Best part is: it can be recycled so all the DUmmies can hang him/herself with the same rope.

I'd even support a federal subsidy.
According to the Bible, "know" means "yes."

Offline DumbAss Tanker

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 28493
  • Reputation: +1710/-151
Re: Her Again, with Too Much Information
« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2010, 01:34:53 PM »
Hmmm, except for the eyelids it sounds more like chiggers (Not a racist term, xultie!).  The problem does sound like an allergy though...probably an allergy to work, considering she's a DUmmie!

 :lmao:
Go and tell the Spartans, O traveler passing by
That here, obedient to their law, we lie.

Anything worth shooting once is worth shooting at least twice.

Offline JohnnyReb

  • In Memoriam
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 32063
  • Reputation: +1998/-134
Re: Her Again, with Too Much Information
« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2010, 01:42:56 PM »
Hot, red welts huh.....hmmmmm....bet that one night stand was fun though.
“The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of ‘liberalism’, they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.” - Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist Party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948

"America is like a healthy body and its resistance is threefold: its patriotism, its morality, and its spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within."  Stalin

Offline ScubaGuy

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1199
  • Reputation: +91/-4
Re: Her Again, with Too Much Information
« Reply #8 on: April 06, 2010, 03:15:10 PM »
Quote
xultar  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Tue Apr-06-10 09:49 AM
Original message
When I first found out I lost ma job I had my first panic attack...nausea, vomiting
   
Edited on Tue Apr-06-10 09:53 AM by xultar
My eyes swelled, tired red and all these little red bumps showed up on my eyelids.
Since then I get welts when I get stressed huge welts they are hot burning hot and they itch.
I've had them around my belly button on my shoulder on the tops of my feet and the back near my heels.

I made an appt with my dr. but in order to tell her accurately about what is going on I have to tell her I lost my job. Should I tell her? Then she will
realize I'm on cobra. Is that an ok thing to fess up to thr dr. You know that I'm on cobra.


Now about stress I've had reactions with intense itching over the past few years. Usually I can deal with that. But the birning molten welt thing is new. This shit is no joke. I almost had to leave to go to my hotel and take a shower so I could scrub my skin off. Now shit is just crazy burning red swollen welts make me want to jump off buildings and shit it is so horrible. It is out of control.

Any one have natural remedies for stress? I'm cutting out the drinking, I'm exercising, trying to fix up, I use lavender oil drink tea cut out the espresso, bathe with aveeno. I'm trying but the stress is no match for what I'm doing.

Oh I started my new job. I'm on Pacific time. I'll participate in the thread in about 30 mins. Need to finish getting ready for work.

So far that has to be DUmbest question this week.
25 years ago we had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope.  Now we have Obama, no hope and no cash.

Offline The Village Idiot

  • Banned
  • Probationary (Probie)
  • Posts: 54
  • Reputation: +96/-15
Re: Her Again, with Too Much Information
« Reply #9 on: April 06, 2010, 03:18:47 PM »
Isn't that one of the things thats going to come up anyway?

Yes, DUmmie, lie to the doctor. That always works out well.

Offline AllosaursRus

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 11672
  • Reputation: +424/-293
  • Skip Tracing by Contract Only!
Re: Her Again, with Too Much Information
« Reply #10 on: April 06, 2010, 03:23:15 PM »
Better yet, tell the Doc you have DU.Leprosy and would like to be flown to that island where all the rest of the DUmmies reside! After all, Losers love company!
I'm the guy your mother warned you about!
 

Offline IassaFTots

  • In WTF-istan, I am considered a
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 13972
  • Reputation: +770/-274
  • Oh well, I wasn't using my civil liberties anyway.
Re: Her Again, with Too Much Information
« Reply #11 on: April 06, 2010, 04:22:07 PM »
Hmmm, except for the eyelids it sounds more like chiggers (Not a racist term, xultie!).  The problem does sound like an allergy though...probably an allergy to work, considering she's a DUmmie!

 :lmao:

Urticaria.  It is urticaria, and can be caused by stress, heat, cold, sun, and pressure.  Chronic Urticaria sucks. 
R.I.P. LC and Crockspot.  Miss you guys.

The infinite is possible at zombocom.  www.zombo.com

"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy." ~ Martin Luther King
 
“Political Correctness is about turning a blind eye to painful reality because your comfortable feelings are more important to you than saving lives and providing quality of life to people who work their ass off to be productive and are a benefit to this great American Dream"  ~Ted Nugent

Offline GOBUCKS

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 24186
  • Reputation: +1812/-339
  • All in all, not bad, not bad at all
Re: Her Again, with Too Much Information
« Reply #12 on: April 06, 2010, 04:28:34 PM »
Quote
Sounds like withdrawls.  


I think that's her problem. It's also likely one of the reasons so many democrats don't work. Aside from genetic laziness, a hugely disproportionate share of democrats use illegal drugs. To have any chance of winning a job, they have to go cold turkey in order to pass the drug test. That means suffering through whatever withdrawal symptoms come with their illegal drug of choice. DUmmy TwixVoy would probably be happily drizzling that gooey sweet stuff on Cinnabon rolls out at the air  port, had he been willing to live through a cold turkey quit. Instead, he's lowered his sights to being a street sweeper in Upper Volta, and is unlikely to gain admittance even there. Democrat swine face obstacles to employment that normal people can't imagine.

Offline PatriotGame

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4285
  • Reputation: +227/-96
  • Look at my BIG feet! Woof!
Re: Her Again, with Too Much Information
« Reply #13 on: April 06, 2010, 04:52:51 PM »
Quote
xultar  (1000+ posts)        Tue Apr-06-10 09:49 AM
Original message
When I first found out I lost ma job I had my first panic attack...nausea, vomiting
 Edited on Tue Apr-06-10 09:53 AM by xultar
My eyes swelled, tired red and all these little red bumps showed up on my eyelids.
Since then I get welts when I get stressed huge welts they are hot burning hot and they itch.
I've had them around my belly button on my shoulder on the tops of my feet and the back near my heels.

Sniff...sniff...sniff...

...Thus begins a DUmmy's field test of a broiler plate excuse as stated to the government welfare intake worker when applying for lifelong disability.
Drop the line at the DUmp, wait for the lifetime disability taxpayer parasite's critique, tweek the message and VIOLA! Sit on her ass free paycheck status for life!
           ►☼Liberals Are THE Root of ALL Evil!☼◄

Offline JohnnyReb

  • In Memoriam
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 32063
  • Reputation: +1998/-134
Re: Her Again, with Too Much Information
« Reply #14 on: April 06, 2010, 05:06:49 PM »
Sniff...sniff...sniff...

...Thus begins a DUmmy's field test of a broiler plate excuse as stated to the government welfare intake worker when applying for lifelong disability.
Drop the line at the DUmp, wait for the lifetime disability taxpayer parasite's critique, tweek the message and VIOLA! Sit on her ass free paycheck status for life!

Forget that I'm retired and getting SS already.....hot weather is coming. Do you suppose that if I missed a few daily baths, got jockey rash and spent a lot of time scratching that I could get on disability too?
“The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of ‘liberalism’, they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.” - Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist Party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948

"America is like a healthy body and its resistance is threefold: its patriotism, its morality, and its spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within."  Stalin

Offline PatriotGame

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4285
  • Reputation: +227/-96
  • Look at my BIG feet! Woof!
Re: Her Again, with Too Much Information
« Reply #15 on: April 06, 2010, 05:09:16 PM »
Forget that I'm retired and getting SS already.....hot weather is coming. Do you suppose that if I missed a few daily baths, got jockey rash and spent a lot of time scratching that I could get on disability too?

Sure but first, you MUST drill that 3/4" hole in your forehead and suck 75% of your frontal lobes out.

On Edit:

P.S. and therein lies the rub: You PAID your dues, you WORKED for your SS and deserve every penny of it. These DUmmys deserve a can of shit over a can of Shinola.
« Last Edit: April 06, 2010, 05:12:05 PM by PatriotGame »
           ►☼Liberals Are THE Root of ALL Evil!☼◄