Um, guys, I am actually trying to do something about it. Just sayin'
We know man, I feel your pain.
Why don't you go with a solution like 1&1 vs doing all the hosting yourself? It's like $4 a month. It's where I host full-auto.org and other sites I've had over the last 5 years or so. Hell, the first 3 years was free. Maybe they're running another promotion.
I used to run full-auto out of my house on a Dell server I bought. I got tired of it hogging my bandwidth and having to race home when I was out having fun to kick the box because it died for some unknown reason (gotta love vintage Windows servers).
Either way, I know you'll get it sorted out.