The DUmp is sooo boring! They've finally started to realize how awful the muslim's socialized medicine plan is for America, which means it's great for the democrat party, and they can't do anything but celebrate and talk about it. So I took the wayback machine and traveled back four years for a reminder of how entertaining the DUmmies can be. And no DUmmy is more entertaining that the Top DUmmy of 2009, our favorite pathological liar, Pam Dawson:
greenbriar (1000+ posts) Mon Mar-13-06 05:18 PM
Original message
My 8th grade daughter's poem for an assignment I HAVE THE BEST DAUGHTER
This war is pointless
We aren’t in the right place
There is no reason that all of these men and women should die
If things keep going how they are now, our friends, and boyfriends, and us too, we’ll have to fight
Yes, it was their choice
But it wont be our choice
And yes, its honorable to die for your country
But, why?
Why do our people have to fight for a cause that’s not even defined?
We are just there to be there and make things go boom
Their innocent people are dieing too
Stupid weapons of mass destruction
WHAT weapons of mass destruction?
Is their any proof that we need to be there?
Is there any proof?
Is there any proof?
Is there any proof?
Were they the ones that blew up our twin towers?
NO
So why shouldn’t we be there, here or over there
Why did we not receive any support when we/he asked?
Did they see a reason?
Did they see a reason?
Did they see a reason?
If they had, don’t you think they would have helped?
Why aren’t their children fighting?
They are American and above age, are they not?
Why aren’t his daughters’ boyfriends fighting?
Better yet what are they doing to help?
Sitting on their asses all day
writing, no having other people write “well written bullshit†speeches to try to keep his people, his blind followers following
Though not entirely possible, we are being lead to hell on earth
Maybe, just maybe they knew what was about to happen, planning
Maybe they knew
Maybe, they knew
Maybe, they knew
Its pointless
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x650059Blink, blink, blink, blink. Well, based on spelling, punctuation, and absence of any apparent intelligence, this "poem" was surely written by DUmmy greenbriar herself. An average eighth-grader would be embarrassed by it. Remember, Pam has told us Holli is an excellent student. Based on this 2006 thread, '09-'10 should be her senior year in high school, but before closing up shop at the DUmp, Pam claimed that Holli was in college with a weird "full books" scholarship. Since Holli fled the crazy Dawson house the morning of her 18th birthday, maybe Pam doesn't know what she's doing. I was surprised the CalPig didn't show up. But her taste in poetry is confined to one word per line, unless a single word is repeated four times.
greenbriar (1000+ posts) Mon Mar-13-06 05:23 PM
Response to Original message
2. she was worried about her using those couple of swear words
I told her that usually I would be, but in this instance it was true
SongOfTheRayne (248 posts) Mon Mar-13-06 05:24 PM
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3. omg that's beautiful
tell her that she should enter it in a contest. wait...i'm working on a subversive pamphlet/newspaper that i'm going to distribute around town/campus (i'm a sophomore in college) on April 2. can you ask her if i can include it in the "words of truth" section next to the 'reccomended books'?
DUmmy SongOfTheRayne is a faceless, nameless member of the howling DUmmy mob. All we know about her is that her major is neither poetry, nor spelling.
greenbriar (1000+ posts) Mon Mar-13-06 05:55 PM
Response to Reply #7
8. I told her that if her teacher was a bushbot, she might get a
bad grade.
she said she didn't care because she just wrote the truth.
I told her exactly and to stand by her convictions.
then I told her to call me if she got in trouble.
Another total lie.
northofdenali (1000+ posts) Mon Mar-13-06 06:03 PM
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9. ...
Absolutely wonderful. You're raising a terrific daughter!!
greenbriar (1000+ posts) Mon Mar-13-06 06:10 PM
Response to Reply #9
10. thank you
and she did it ALL on her own with NO help from me at all
And another lie. Holli has never seen it.
Minnesota Libra (1000+ posts) Mon Mar-13-06 06:24 PM
Response to Reply #12
13. She gets IT and she isn't even in high school - give her........
.....an extra hug and kiss from all of us.
dsc (1000+ posts) Mon Mar-13-06 07:37 PM
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19. It is a great poem
but the swear words were a very bad idea. It gives licence to a conservative teacher to mark the poem down and may even make a liberal one do so. I presume standards as to acceptable language are given at the beginning of the class and include not using swear words. She could have used astricks or comic strip symobols and had the same effect.
DUmmy dsc is right, but is obviously a tenured union teacher who learned to spell by the greenbriar method.
Remember how Pam would make up new lies on the fly? Here is a good example:
greenbriar (1000+ posts) Mon Mar-13-06 07:57 PM
Response to Reply #19
20. her teacher gave them sparing use if warrented
I asked her about that
she is not opposed to taking them out, but felt strongly about how deep it hurts
Just a couple of comments earlier, Holli was worried about using profanity. Pam has trouble, as usual, keeping her story straight.
dsc (1000+ posts) Mon Mar-13-06 08:02 PM
Response to Reply #20
21. Must be a pretty liberal district
I literally can't envision, and I teach high school, being able to get by with that.
DUmmy dsc doesn't know greenbriar! She thinks this poem story is true!
greenbriar (1000+ posts) Tue Mar-14-06 11:46 PM
Response to Reply #24
25. her teacher was thoroughly impressed
and thought it was very insightful for someone so young!
This thread is from 2006, when the DUmp would frequently erupt in adoration for the little chinless Alabama butterball. My guess is that DUmmy greenbriar was jealous of that attention, and wanted some for herself. So she manufactured her own chinless butterball.
The DUmp would be a better, funnier place if Pam would return.
