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Offline The Village Idiot

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DU brag
« on: March 21, 2010, 01:44:29 AM »
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Random DUer

Got my daughters report card from Lucifer High School.

I'm not one to brag but she's got A's in all the important stuff:

Basket Weaving
Applying for all government entitlements
Filing complaints and lawsuits
Fingering
S&M
Condom usage
Self Womb Vacuuming
Not descriminatory sexual relations with random partners of all 22 genders
handjobs
even oral!!

And she's just a freshman!!

Her low grade in anal is a fluke, I'm sure she'll loosen up before she graduates with all A's!

I think she might passing math too. Not that its important.

heh.

I don't even know if I'm awake right now!
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Re: DU brag
« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2010, 04:58:24 AM »
Quote from: FGL on March 21, 2010, 01:44:29 AM
heh.

I don't even know if I'm awake right now!

That makes 2 of us....

This could quite possibly be the most truthful post ever made at the DUmp.... 

Her daughter has a very bright future as a grade A prime #1 DUmmie....
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Re: DU brag
« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2010, 11:19:20 AM »
Quote from: diesel driver on March 21, 2010, 04:58:24 AM
That makes 2 of us....

This could quite possibly be the most truthful post ever made at the DUmp.... 

Her daughter has a very bright future as a grade A prime #1 DUmmie....

Lol. No, this is fake. I hoped that was obvious.
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Re: DU brag
« Reply #3 on: March 21, 2010, 11:21:23 AM »
Quote from: FGL on March 21, 2010, 11:19:20 AM
Lol. No, this is fake. I hoped that was obvious.

The funny or sad part is, it isn't too far away from the truth.
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Re: DU brag
« Reply #4 on: March 21, 2010, 11:23:05 AM »
lol.

I guess I was awake when I wrote that as its still here.

Tell you what.


MODERATOR... go ahead and pull this post. delete this.
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Re: DU brag
« Reply #5 on: March 21, 2010, 11:41:08 AM »
Quote from: FGL on March 21, 2010, 11:23:05 AM
lol.

I guess I was awake when I wrote that as its still here.

Tell you what.


MODERATOR... go ahead and pull this post. delete this.

No way.

As Freeper said, it's all too true.

The generic primitive campfire on that subject.
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Re: DU brag
« Reply #6 on: March 21, 2010, 12:21:57 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on March 21, 2010, 11:41:08 AM
No way.

As Freeper said, it's all too true.

The generic primitive campfire on that subject.

lol
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Re: DU brag
« Reply #7 on: March 21, 2010, 04:24:08 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on March 21, 2010, 11:41:08 AM
No way.

As Freeper said, it's all too true.

The generic primitive campfire on that subject.

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