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Stinky The Clown (1000+ posts) Sat Mar-13-10 06:27 PMTHE SPARKLING HUSBAND PRIMITIVE, #05 TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009Original message "The check is in the mail" "I'll never leave you" "Trust me" "I'll call you" "I'll pull out before that" "We'll share the profit" "My husband doesn't understand me" "We have a special kind of marriage" "We'll fix it later"Has anyone ever believed even one of these?
Donnachaidh (1000+ posts) Sat Mar-13-10 06:30 PMResponse to Original message 1. *that foundation won't leak* *your investment is sure to profit* "Don't worry about the easement, we'll get it fixed before closing* "We'll go back and re-negotiate the loan before the balloon payment kicks in*yeah -- my cousin did. Still looking for a buyer for that Bridge in Brooklyn
Bluebear (1000+ posts) Sat Mar-13-10 06:31 PMResponse to Original message 2. "It will actually appreciate in value!" "You're my first" "I'm only offering you this deal"
CTyankee (1000+ posts) Sat Mar-13-10 06:32 PMResponse to Original message 4. "My husband doesn't understand me" was mine. It was really "He doesn't understand that I am divorcing his lying butt."
DJ13 (1000+ posts) Sat Mar-13-10 06:36 PMResponse to Original message 5. We promise to fix our corporate welfare bill later
Canuckistanian (1000+ posts) Sat Mar-13-10 06:37 PMResponse to Original message 6. "We'll just add the PO later, trust me." Don't worry about it. Piece of cake. No worries, mate. You're fretting over nothing.Say, how ya fixed for health insurance, buddy? Is your family protected from a health disaster? It's a nice family. Wouldn't want anything to happen to it, would ya?Sign here.
scarletwoman (1000+ posts) Sat Mar-13-10 06:42 PMResponse to Original message 8. "I'm really sorry, honey, I'll never hit you again." To be a Dem voter these days is a lot like being an abused wife who keeps taking her husband back.
northofdenali (1000+ posts) Sat Mar-13-10 06:46 PMResponse to Original message 9. "Of course that firewood is seasoned." "It's the free market, that's why your gasoline prices are $3.41 a gallon"."We can't afford to fix the (insert your favorite cause here) - it'll raise our taxes."
Raine (1000+ posts) Sat Mar-13-10 06:53 PMResponse to Original message 10. "This ship is unsinkable" said the builder of the Titanic.
grasswire (1000+ posts) Sat Mar-13-10 06:54 PMTHE FARMERETTE FROM WISCONSINResponse to Original message 11. and the word for us is............. ...suckers. Time after time after time after time.Don't forget "change you can believe in."
SoFlaJet (1000+ posts) Sat Mar-13-10 06:55 PMResponse to Original message 12. you forgot I promise I won't cum in your mouth...
gratuitous (1000+ posts) Sat Mar-13-10 07:01 PMResponse to Original message 13. "We know where the weapons of mass destruction are" "Mission accomplished.""If anyone in my administration was involved in the outing of Valerie Plame, I'll fire that person.""We're fighting in Afghanistan and Iraq for a noble cause.""There were no terrorist attacks on American soil during the Bush presidency."
Tierra_y_Libertad (1000+ posts) Sat Mar-13-10 07:29 PMTHE LIBERTINE TERRORIST PRIMITIVEResponse to Original message 15. "You'll go blind and grow hair on your palms."
The Gunslinger (1000+ posts) Sat Mar-13-10 07:41 PMResponse to Original message 16. Give more wealth to the wealthy, and it will trickle down to all.
Hardrada (1000+ posts) Sat Mar-13-10 07:57 PMResponse to Original message 17. This is the War to End All Wars. We will make the world safe for Democracy.
Hatchling (710 posts) Sat Mar-13-10 08:25 PMResponse to Original message 20. "Any bill I sign must have a Public Option."
cherokeeprogressive (1000+ posts) Sat Mar-13-10 08:27 PMResponse to Original message 21. "We'll fix it later" sounds PERFECTLY believable to me... Anyone who doesn't believe "We'll fix it later" is out of touch, glass half-empty, Debbie Downer, and all that.
Fla_Democrat (879 posts) Sat Mar-13-10 08:38 PMResponse to Original message 22. the material will be there by lunch time
pipi_k (1000+ posts) Sat Mar-13-10 08:43 PMResponse to Original message 23. "I can quit drinking any time I want to" "OMG I'm so sick, I'm NEVER gonna drink again!!!!!"Heard those two for years.
roguevalley (1000+ posts) Sat Mar-13-10 10:53 PMResponse to Original message 25. you go first. it will be okay. we're all right behind you.
QC (1000+ posts) Sat Mar-13-10 11:03 PMResponse to Original message 27. Hope and change.
Lorien (1000+ posts) Sun Mar-14-10 01:18 AMTHE LYING LORIEN PRIMITIVEResponse to Original message 28. "Change we can believe in".
wroberts189 (1000+ posts) Sun Mar-14-10 05:10 AMResponse to Original message 29. 100% guarantee ** (subject to terms and conditions in our 600 words of fine micro print)
pecwae (1000+ posts) Sun Mar-14-10 07:44 AMResponse to Original message 31. Pass it now, we'll find out what's in it later.
DisgustedInMN (911 posts) Sun Mar-14-10 07:54 AMResponse to Original message 32. Apparently there actually are some fools... .. that believe those blatant lies, many of which post on this forum.
