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Yet More Maladjusted DUmmies
« on: January 29, 2010, 12:18:48 PM »
Paging, Pity, party of 58,386. Pity, party of 58,386.

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lightningandsnow  (1000+ posts)        Fri Jan-29-10 05:25 PM
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300 mg of seroquel and the world is looking a little brighter.
 Not as bright as I'd like it to be....I'm still mostly feeling crappy, although the suicidal form of crappy hasn't popped up yet today. I'm seeing my doctor on Monday, and he might start me on a low dose of zoloft for my leftover depression and anxiety - especially the social anxiety, nothing has ever made that better, even if it treated my other anxiety. I'll have to be monitored closely for manic reactions, but hopefully the seroquel will keep a lid on that.

I'm not giving or dispensing medical advice. Just keeping you all posted, if you care. Oh yes, and feel free to share your experiences, if you wish.

Yes, please.

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caitxrawks (163 posts)      Fri Jan-29-10 05:30 PM
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1. what other antidepressants have you tried?
 I'm on Cymbalta and Welbutrin. They take the edge off, but I'm not seeing the results I'd like. I also have an eating disorder and my doctor thinks I just lack self control. Pisses me off, I tell you.

Try Swellbutrin, for when you want to feel really swell.

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Tobin S.  (1000+ posts)      Fri Jan-29-10 05:40 PM
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3. I've been a crazy person for 17 years
 And I think the best advice I can give you regarding this is to stay in treatment. Don't hesitate to switch doctors if you need to or to ask for different medication, but stick with the program. I've been certifiably sane for the last 6.5 years and what I just wrote is the biggest reason why.

Not so fast there, Sparky.

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Re: Yet More Maladjusted DUmmies
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2010, 12:34:00 PM »
It always cracks me up when I read how sane a DUmbass portentds to be! Hahahahahahahaha!!!
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Re: Yet More Maladjusted DUmmies
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2010, 12:44:18 PM »
zoloft and seroquil? Cymbalta and Welbutrin?
Damn it's just gonna sit and drool on that shit....hope it don't mind a 50lb weight gain
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Re: Yet More Maladjusted DUmmies
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2010, 01:17:12 PM »
Quote from: Ree on January 29, 2010, 12:44:18 PM

Damn it's just gonna sit and drool on that shit....hope it don't mind a 50lb weight gain

How would anyone notice the difference?
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Re: Yet More Maladjusted DUmmies
« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2010, 02:00:32 PM »
Quote from: FGL on January 29, 2010, 01:17:12 PM
How would anyone notice the difference?
:lmao:

At any one time, the dummies will each be on a combination of psychoactive medication. But don't hesitate to seek them out for answers to life, the universe and everything. :whatever:
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Re: Yet More Maladjusted DUmmies
« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2010, 02:43:00 PM »
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on January 29, 2010, 12:18:48 PM
...How do such monumental egos come laden with such inferiority complexes? It seems to be an unresolvable paradox but I'm convinced the truth is near at hand.

There's the fault in your logic, my floppy-eared friend.  It's not an inferiority "complex".  They really are inferior.  Just remember: 1/2 of the population - and every last DUmbass at the DUmp - is below average.
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Re: Yet More Maladjusted DUmmies
« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2010, 02:50:28 PM »
They should try cyanide. It's guaranteed to cure what ails ya.
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Re: Yet More Maladjusted DUmmies
« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2010, 03:15:01 PM »
Well, when you turn away from God and embrace humanism Satan likes to **** with you.
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Re: Yet More Maladjusted DUmmies
« Reply #8 on: January 29, 2010, 04:45:53 PM »
Quote from: ColonialMarine0431 on January 29, 2010, 02:50:28 PM
They should try cyanide. It's guaranteed to cure what ails ya.

Yeah......just ask Hitler.....worked wonders for him.
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Re: Yet More Maladjusted DUmmies
« Reply #9 on: January 29, 2010, 07:22:50 PM »
Quote from: Ree on January 29, 2010, 12:44:18 PM
zoloft and seroquil? Cymbalta and Welbutrin?
Damn it's just gonna sit and drool on that shit....hope it don't mind a 50lb weight gain
Either that or mess them up even worse.
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