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Barbecue pork as aphrodisiac?
« on: January 29, 2010, 05:09:03 AM »
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Argentina's president recommended pork as an alternative to Viagra Wednesday, saying she spent a satisfying weekend with her husband after eating barbecued pork.

"I've just been told something I didn't know; that eating pork improves your sex life ... I'd say it's a lot nicer to eat a bit of grilled pork than take Viagra," President Cristina Fernandez said to leaders of the pig farming industry.

She said she recently ate pork and "things went very well that weekend, so it could well be true." ...
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Re: Barbecue pork as aphrodisiac?
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2010, 07:48:33 AM »
She's a delicious looking dish.

Probably smoked just enough to accent things, and cured to boot.

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Re: Barbecue pork as aphrodisiac?
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2010, 12:15:05 PM »
So....she got porked?
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Re: Barbecue pork as aphrodisiac?
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2010, 01:51:50 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on January 29, 2010, 12:15:05 PM
So....she got porked?

Not just porked, but smoked, pulled, and cured.

Despite all that she's no ham - just grateful.  :-)
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Re: Barbecue pork as aphrodisiac?
« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2010, 01:55:56 PM »
Yup.  It soundls likt it will be a while before you hear any swining....
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Re: Barbecue pork as aphrodisiac?
« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2010, 02:11:00 PM »
I couldn't tell if she had a curly tail or not. I'm betting she does. Most oinkers do.
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Re: Barbecue pork as aphrodisiac?
« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2010, 01:02:14 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on January 29, 2010, 02:11:00 PM
I couldn't tell if she had a curly tail or not. I'm betting she does. Most oinkers do.

The easiest way to tell if your "porker" is sick is by their tail! If it's strait, call the vet, sumpin's up! If it's curly, feed 'em more! They'll eventually make ya real happy with succulent ham and crisp bacon!
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