DUmmies Discuss Fox News, Blondes, Legs, And Boobs

[Wineslob]

Yes, but to do that, she would have to ADMIT she is pretty much blind.  It took me two years to get her mind open to audio books.  Which worked when she was in the hospital, because they didn't have cable there.  She would just rather hear the news I guess.    :clueless:

A friend of mine's father, Charlie, would listen to baseball games on the radio, never on TV. I asked him why, he said he liked the commentary, and the visions he would have in his mind of the game.


Oh, DUmmies, FOX has legs and boobs................................nuf said.

[GOBUCKS]

You may recall that not long ago coach conducted an experiment to see if certain words in a thread title might promote more traffic.
This thread suggests that the words "Fox News" have that effect.

[Specbid]

A friend of mine's father, Charlie, would listen to baseball games on the radio, never on TV. I asked him why, he said he liked the commentary, and the visions he would have in his mind of the game.

I still do this. Just sounds better. Also, it reminds me of being a kid, when they maybe showed one game a week on TV.

Chuck Thompson..."Ain't the beer cold..."

[Crazy Horse]

So blondes with legs and boobs can't be smart?!?  How very enlightened of you.

And with that added effort still no schade 

Maybe if we say legs, boobs and butts 

[kenth]

I still do this. Just sounds better. Also, it reminds me of being a kid, when they maybe showed one game a week on TV.

Chuck Thompson..."Ain't the beer cold..."

The only time we would listen to the radio was in the car, and on summer trips, Dad would always have on a baseball game. I got to love to listen to the games on the radio when we went somewhere. It always sounded exciting. I can't watch it on tv though. It's just not the same.

[Specbid]

The only time we would listen to the radio was in the car, and on summer trips, Dad would always have on a baseball game. I got to love to listen to the games on the radio when we went somewhere. It always sounded exciting. I can't watch it on tv though. It's just not the same.

I hear ya...summer night, sitting on the tailgate of the truck or station wagon, eating ice cream or a root beer float...man, how I miss those days.

[franksolich]

You may recall that not long ago coach conducted an experiment to see if certain words in a thread title might promote more traffic.

This thread suggests that the words "Fox News" have that effect.

You're absolutely correct, sir; carefully crafted headlines draw the primitives.

If one puts my fellow alum Skins in a headline, it draws primitives like crazy.

If one puts the Bostonian Drunkard or Pedro Picasso in a headline, the thread dies.

There's certain words, too, that don't pertain to individuals, that work, but I already gave away too many of my secrets.

[Karin]

A phrase that never fails to draw me in is "Heads Assplode." 

[BEG]

And with that added effort still no schade 

Maybe if we say legs, boobs and butts 

LMAO I swear I just about said something like, ".....and Schade would beg to differ".   

[GOBUCKS]

Maybe if we say legs, boobs and butts 

I was concerned that adding the word "butts" to the title would disqualify the thread for The DUmpster,
to say nothing of causing a bandwidth problem.

[BadCat]

Time for some visual evidence...




Who wants to be a sandwich?

[thundley4]

Time for some visual evidence...




Who wants to be a sandwich?

[BlueStateSaint]

Time for some visual evidence...




Who wants to be a sandwich?

I'd volunteer to be the "meat" . . .