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Re: gigantic primitive gets his body bug toy (update 01-25)
« Reply #25 on: January 26, 2010, 06:01:22 PM »
I know of one person in real life who was the size of this primitive. It took circa 20 years to lose it. And that was on a restrictive diet that an anorexic person would have difficulty maintaining.

I expect that all these allergic reactions are wondrous toxins trapped in this primitives lard over years of self-abuse working their way out.

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Re: gigantic primitive gets his body bug toy (update 01-25)
« Reply #26 on: January 26, 2010, 07:45:04 PM »
Wow Frank. You sure know your primitives. But as far as casinos go...hmmm. If I remember correctly, you have to go to some sort of "school". Sure, they're mostly set up in trailers, but they're accredited. In the sense that all the casinos recognize said "school" as being able to turn out graduates with good card handling skills, maths skills...and the ability to pass some sort of background check. Then the casinos retrain the graduates to their standards and do their own background, drug and pseudo psych test. Wouldn't you?

Then you start out dealing in crappy casinos like everybody else and you work your way up to the big leagues. You couldn't get even that far if you were a screw up...that comes later.

I sort of knew a bitter guy who used to be a dealer. He got canned for...well...being a jerk. Turns out you need people skills to be a good dealer. He thought it was a plot against him too. He just couldn't realize that he was the problem.

Again, I don't think getting fat would get you fired. Unless you had crumbs in your beard and stank like sour milk.

So I have a sneaking suspicion that the elephant man took out his low opinion of himself on the customers. I know I couldn't handle listing to a blackjack dealer bitching about not being able to wipe himself.

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Re: gigantic primitive gets his body bug toy (update 01-25)
« Reply #27 on: January 26, 2010, 08:37:47 PM »
I gave the LVL some career advice not long ago. It has apparently been ignored:

He could be a professional wrestler without risking the steroids that most of them have to use.