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Offline Oceander

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Various & Sundry
« on: January 15, 2010, 10:37:52 PM »
From time to time I just come up with junk that doesn't really deserve a separate thread, and doesn't really fit any of the pre-existing threads, so I thought I'd come up with an odds & ends thread, 'cause I just know you can't get enough of me!  :-)

At any rate, checking out that moronic Coakley blog for making calls from home on behalf of a proto-dictator got me to thinking about how it's gonna be when Obama and the DemocratsCommunists seize the telephone companies, and I figured out that it's gonna be such a technological revolution that we'll all be calling each other on our local (communist) party lines using our wonderful new Obamaphones:


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Re: Various & Sundry
« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2010, 06:57:39 AM »
From time to time I just come up with junk that doesn't really deserve a separate thread, and doesn't really fit any of the pre-existing threads, so I thought I'd come up with an odds & ends thread, 'cause I just know you can't get enough of me!  :-)

At any rate, checking out that moronic Coakley blog for making calls from home on behalf of a proto-dictator got me to thinking about how it's gonna be when Obama and the DemocratsCommunists seize the telephone companies, and I figured out that it's gonna be such a technological revolution that we'll all be calling each other on our local (communist) party lines using our wonderful new Obamaphones:


Can you come up with a few sceneros as what to expect.?

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Re: Various & Sundry
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2010, 12:13:43 AM »
Probably put this up somewheres else a while back, but can't remember where so, since I just used it again this morning, here it is again:


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Re: Various & Sundry
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2010, 10:37:14 AM »
Someone posted up a mini gif of a bumper-sticker, like so:


And I, being I, just couldn't resist the urge to editorialize on it, so I did:



And this time, I'm just going to leave it with the "flushed" version, if ya know what I mean.;)

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Re: Various & Sundry
« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2010, 04:58:00 PM »
Masterful photoshop skills as always. How are you with video? I know some people who might be reformatting a certain radio station, and could probably use some editing tips on making super slick vidya's for the youtube box.

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« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2010, 07:27:20 PM »
Masterful photoshop skills as always. How are you with video? I know some people who might be reformatting a certain radio station, and could probably use some editing tips on making super slick vidya's for the youtube box.

Never really done any of that.  I've tinkered a little bit with Microsoft's Movie Maker and some home vids, but that's about the extent of it.  I could take a shot at it if you want me to.

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« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2010, 09:35:11 PM »
Lets wait till' the paperwork catches up with us.

Oh yeah. Any chance of suing or at least sending a cease and desist order to "Air America" on youtube? I like our "The Real Air America" name, but I'm just petty enough to want to destroy the competition by any means necessary.

Besides, these broke ass mofo's went chapter 7. I should be able to buy their children if I wanted to.

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« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2010, 12:54:50 AM »
Lets wait till' the paperwork catches up with us.

Oh yeah. Any chance of suing or at least sending a cease and desist order to "Air America" on youtube? I like our "The Real Air America" name, but I'm just petty enough to want to destroy the competition by any means necessary.

Besides, these broke ass mofo's went chapter 7. I should be able to buy their children if I wanted to.

We actually ought to get copies of the papers filed in the proceedings, and find out what's for sale, by whom, and when.  If we can get a "menu" we might even be able to cherry-pick some stuff from the carcass.

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Re: Various & Sundry
« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2010, 12:56:29 AM »
Since we've sort of gotten along to the topic, and the cat is beginning to stick its whiskers out of the bag, what do you think of this:


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« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2010, 08:36:00 AM »
Lets wait till' the paperwork catches up with us.

Oh yeah. Any chance of suing or at least sending a cease and desist order to "Air America" on youtube? I like our "The Real Air America" name, but I'm just petty enough to want to destroy the competition by any means necessary.

Besides, these broke ass mofo's went chapter 7. I should be able to buy their children if I wanted to.

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     I'm just petty enough to want to destroy the competition by any means necessary.

Right down my alley Aaron, I opened a biker bar under the umbrella of your now new ,circle AB Coperation,   there are 2 other out law biker bars in 20 miles or so.   

I drove into the nearest big town late at night and distributed posters to all the Gay bars welcoming Drag Queens to the competition bars.  As you may or may not know some of these Gay Bikers can be very nasty.  I also left posters warning Gay Bikers to avoid your bar as it is not Gay friendly.

The competition will sell out due to chaos, we buy them up and watch as the buses arrive and patrons file in,----nothing wrong with diversifying business, the competition is gone and the 2 bars we buy may make more money then the Circle AB straight bar does in a year. 

So who cares if we install pole dancers, male in two of our bars and Your bar has the females spinning about. 

I now have the Shereff under my thumb, his son is GAY so You just sit back and collect money hand over fist.

Thor I am not going off topic as Aaron said he would destroy the competition any way he could-----We are like minded.

Just an update on how I am going to make Aaron a millionare.