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Offline longview

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Re: Hey Wimmenz
« Reply #25 on: February 02, 2010, 10:04:27 PM »
I've been worked on by docs and nurses that I saw socially when I worked at a real remote hospital.  They were always very professional.  Except... apparently when under anesthetic I suddenly remember every joke and stand up routine I've ever heard and start reciting them. 

On slow days someone would invariably crack "Hey, let's give [me] some Versed and get some new jokes!"  Or they'd say at a gathering "Tell the one about ___________."  And I have no recollection.
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Re: Hey Wimmenz
« Reply #26 on: February 02, 2010, 11:26:24 PM »
This thread reminded me of something that happened to my cousin. She was having her GYN exam. Her doctor's office was on the sixth floor. She looks up and the window washer was washing the windows, stopped washing and then started peering inside the window. Her crotch exposed (and pointed in his direction) to the world....or to window washers on scaffoldings.   
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Re: Hey Wimmenz
« Reply #27 on: February 03, 2010, 08:51:58 AM »
Quote from: BEG on February 02, 2010, 11:26:24 PM
This thread reminded me of something that happened to my cousin. She was having her GYN exam. Her doctor's office was on the sixth floor. She looks up and the window washer was washing the windows, stopped washing and then started peering inside the window. Her crotch exposed (and pointed in his direction) to the world....or to window washers on scaffoldings.   

Is that what they call a company benefit?  :p

Did the window washer have to pay a deductible?   :-)

Sorry, BEG, but that is something that might've come out of the Benny Hill show.  :lmao:
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Re: Hey Wimmenz
« Reply #28 on: February 03, 2010, 09:09:42 AM »
Still not in the Shortbus??
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Re: Hey Wimmenz
« Reply #29 on: February 03, 2010, 09:12:14 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on February 03, 2010, 08:51:58 AM
Is that what they call a company benefit?  :p

Did the window washer have to pay a deductible?   :-)

Sorry, BEG, but that is something that might've come out of the Benny Hill show.  :lmao:

I loved watching Benny Hill.  :lmao:
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Re: Hey Wimmenz
« Reply #30 on: February 03, 2010, 09:28:30 AM »
Quote from: FGL on February 03, 2010, 09:09:42 AM
Still not in the Shortbus??



Wait 'til they all start posting pictures..........
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Re: Hey Wimmenz
« Reply #31 on: February 03, 2010, 09:47:34 AM »
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Re: Hey Wimmenz
« Reply #32 on: February 06, 2010, 10:09:29 AM »
Quote from: BEG on February 02, 2010, 11:26:24 PM
This thread reminded me of something that happened to my cousin. She was having her GYN exam. Her doctor's office was on the sixth floor. She looks up and the window washer was washing the windows, stopped washing and then started peering inside the window. Her crotch exposed (and pointed in his direction) to the world....or to window washers on scaffoldings.   

I hope someone at least charged him a cover charge for the show.  :rotf:
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