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primitives discuss how to organize fund-raiser
« on: January 14, 2010, 11:18:16 PM »
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Yavin4 (1000+ posts)        Thu Jan-14-10 09:25 PM
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Anyone Have Any Ideas on how to Organize a Fundraiser?

I'm part of an organization that may want to do an fundraiser to assist earthquake relief in Haiti. I'm thinking a silent auction. But I don't know how to go about getting items donated.

Anyone have any ideas?

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EFerrari  (1000+ posts)        Thu Jan-14-10 09:31 PM
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1. Yes, you have to make 4 kinds of phone calls.

You need to make a list of press contacts to tell about your event.

You need to make a list of celebrities or near celebrities (including politicos, business leaders, entertainers) that might lend their name.

You need to then make a list of people who could donate stuff that want press.

You need to make a list of people to call who can help you catapult the propaganda, i.e., ring up their networks for your event.

If you decide to do this, have a great time.

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Luminous Animal  (1000+ posts)      Thu Jan-14-10 10:48 PM
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2. My advice.

First, everyone in your organization should see what they can donate and also solicit their friends, and all of you should ask local business people that you know. The last silent auction I went to included massages, manicures, pedicures, facials, a rental home at Lake Tahoe, an in-home dinner cooked by a private chef, a private wine cellar tour for 12 from a local winery, a make-over at a beauty store for 10 friends, dinners at several different restaurants, and about 500 "products", new or worthy vintage. (There was a 1970s WHO satin tour jacket signed by the band members that I sooooo wanted but I was totally outbid.) Everything was donated by friends and friends of friends of the organization... quality items only and do not be afraid to reject donations.

Once you get commitments, you can work out the budget. You might be able to get refreshments donated for the event from a grocer or restaurateur. If not, you would have to work that into the budget.

Other budgeted items: venue, music, chairs, tables (for food, drink, and display of the items), covers for the tables, double sided tape, paper plates, cups, napkins, invitations (if you want to do some paper ones), paper for fliers and paper to print descriptions and ID# of the items being bid on, a piece of paper with an ID# and a small pencil for the attendees to keep track of their bids, and paper next to/under/above the items being auctioned so people can write their ID# and bid amount on it.

Don't forget to put a minimum bid on every item.

It is a lot of work and takes some up front money. Depending on the size of your organization and your resources, you might be better off pooling your money and donating to a charity.

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Yavin4 (1000+ posts)        Thu Jan-14-10 11:11 PM
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3. Thanks for the Advice

We have monthly meetings so the silent auction could take place at one of our meetings, so that would eliminate the need to get a special venue, tables, chairs, etc.

I just have to focus on getting the items from our members.

That seems like an awful lot of work.

Why not just write a check?
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Re: primitives discuss how to organize fund-raiser
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2010, 11:51:57 PM »
Interesting that his first reply was from poor stupid Beth. She didn't say anything about PayPal, or sock puppets, or greatauntoftriplets. You'd think she could be more specific in her instructions on how to run a scam.

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Re: primitives discuss how to organize fund-raiser
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2010, 12:17:58 AM »
Interesting that his first reply was from poor stupid Beth. She didn't say anything about PayPal, or sock puppets, or greatauntoftriplets. You'd think she could be more specific in her instructions on how to run a scam.

You forget Miss Waverly, sir.

You know, the one who allegedly worked in some office at Johns Hopkins Hospital, and thus the most reasonable person to accept the donations, but for some reason that wasn't done.

The late red round one ostensibly stayed at Miss Waverly's home in Baltimore, too.
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Re: primitives discuss how to organize fund-raiser
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2010, 12:28:30 AM »
I figured the Silent Thread in rememberance of Haiti that the Dummes did the other day would be enough.
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Re: primitives discuss how to organize fund-raiser
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2010, 12:33:50 AM »
I figured the Silent Thread in rememberance of Haiti that the Dummes did the other day would be enough.

lol.

maybe an oommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
thread will help

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Re: primitives discuss how to organize fund-raiser
« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2010, 12:47:29 AM »
You forget Miss Waverly, sir.

You know, the one who allegedly worked in some office at Johns Hopkins Hospital, and thus the most reasonable person to accept the donations, but for some reason that wasn't done.

The late red round one ostensibly stayed at Miss Waverly's home in Baltimore, too.
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Re: primitives discuss how to organize fund-raiser
« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2010, 01:04:09 AM »
lol.

maybe an oommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
thread will help

They did post lots of hugs and crying smilies. That counts too, doesn't it?

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Re: primitives discuss how to organize fund-raiser
« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2010, 03:22:41 AM »
Maybe they could send the Haitians pictures of their hands.
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Re: primitives discuss how to organize fund-raiser
« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2010, 05:03:41 AM »
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You need to make a list of people to call who can help you catapult the propaganda, i.e., ring up their networks for your event.

A Freudian Slip on the part of Beth, perhaps?

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Re: primitives discuss how to organize fund-raiser
« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2010, 06:04:27 AM »
Hey guys! I just registered the domain name www.stopprocrastinatingeventually.com. Now we'll show the world what we can do!!![/dumode]
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Re: primitives discuss how to organize fund-raiser
« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2010, 08:17:14 AM »
Hey guys! I just registered the domain name www.stopprocrastinatingeventually.com. Now we'll show the world what we can do!!![/dumode]

lol!

Sounds like my kind of website. I'll check it out sooner or later.

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Re: primitives discuss how to organize fund-raiser
« Reply #11 on: January 15, 2010, 08:26:17 AM »
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Anyone Have Any Ideas on how to Organize a Fundraiser?

I'm part of an organization that may want to do an fundraiser to assist earthquake relief in Haiti. I'm thinking a silent auction. But I don't know how to go about getting items donated.

Anyone have any ideas?

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Re: primitives discuss how to organize fund-raiser
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Re: primitives discuss how to organize fund-raiser
« Reply #13 on: January 15, 2010, 01:33:56 PM »
That's classic that Beth was 1.) 

Is that what the silent thread was?  I noticed it was huge, though I didn't bother going in.  What a useless waste of time and bandwidth.  Crying smilies?  Hugs?  Dipshits ought to be ashamed of themselves. 

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Re: primitives discuss how to organize fund-raiser
« Reply #14 on: January 15, 2010, 04:00:02 PM »
That's classic that Beth was 1.) 

Is that what the silent thread was?  I noticed it was huge, though I didn't bother going in.  What a useless waste of time and bandwidth.  Crying smilies?  Hugs?  Dipshits ought to be ashamed of themselves. 

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