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Offline Oceander

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Hero versus Zero
« on: December 30, 2009, 03:22:56 PM »
Maybe next time, we can elect an anonymous dutch tourist as President?  Jasper Schuringa certainly seems to have done a lot more to protect Americans than that effing bastard Barack Obama has ever done:


Jasper Schuringa for President, 2012!
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Re: Hero versus Zero
« Reply #1 on: December 30, 2009, 03:43:47 PM »
Ok, so I decided to make it a little less obscure, and make the point a little sharper, by adding captions:

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Re: Hero versus Zero
« Reply #2 on: December 30, 2009, 08:16:51 PM »
You have a lot of free time, don't you? :p
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Re: Hero versus Zero
« Reply #3 on: December 30, 2009, 09:09:27 PM »
Quote from: Chris on December 30, 2009, 08:16:51 PM
You have a lot of free time, don't you? :p

Sometimes; being unemployed will do that to you - particularly when a certain political party is doing its damnedest to make sure you stay that way.
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Re: Hero versus Zero
« Reply #4 on: December 30, 2009, 09:17:41 PM »
Quote from: Oceander on December 30, 2009, 09:09:27 PM
Sometimes; being unemployed will do that to you - particularly when a certain political party is doing its damnedest to make sure you stay that way.

I hear you on this!  Not unemployed but UNDER employed over here in California...and I'm not seeing any light at the end of this tunnel. :thatsright:  Sucks.  On the bright side, it gives us more time here in the Cave. :cheersmate:
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Re: Hero versus Zero
« Reply #5 on: December 30, 2009, 09:19:31 PM »
Quote from: Ladywinter on December 30, 2009, 09:17:41 PM
I hear you on this!  Not unemployed but UNDER employed over here in California...and I'm not seeing any light at the end of this tunnel. :thatsright:  Sucks.  On the bright side, it gives us more time here in the Cave. :cheersmate:

Indeed.  And I've gotten quite a bit better on my GIMP skills (GIMP being the free, open-source alternative to Photoshop; not quite as good technically, but when you factor in the price, worth its weight in gold!).  Who knows, if this continues much longer, perhaps I'll have a new career as a graphic designer instead of as a tax attorney?
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Re: Hero versus Zero
« Reply #6 on: December 30, 2009, 09:23:06 PM »
Quote from: Oceander on December 30, 2009, 09:19:31 PM
Indeed.  And I've gotten quite a bit better on my GIMP skills (GIMP being the free, open-source alternative to Photoshop; not quite as good technically, but when you factor in the price, worth its weight in gold!).  Who knows, if this continues much longer, perhaps I'll have a new career as a graphic designer instead of as a tax attorney?

You do quite well with your graphics here - so maybe you've just found your new "calling". 

Forgot to add my little comment on your pic. below.  BO looks so happy, and boy, doesn't his teeth look white! :loser:
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Re: Hero versus Zero
« Reply #7 on: December 30, 2009, 09:24:58 PM »
Thanks!
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Offline thundley4

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Re: Hero versus Zero
« Reply #8 on: December 30, 2009, 09:39:41 PM »
How about putting 0Bama in this picture?

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Offline Ladywinter

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Re: Hero versus Zero
« Reply #9 on: December 30, 2009, 09:46:47 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on December 30, 2009, 09:39:41 PM
How about putting 0Bama in this picture?



Lol.  Now that's just bad! :naughty:
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Offline Oceander

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Re: Hero versus Zero
« Reply #10 on: December 30, 2009, 10:19:52 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on December 30, 2009, 09:39:41 PM
How about putting 0Bama in this picture?



How's this for a quickie?:



The lighting isn't quite right (that's one of the most devilish parts to get correct), but I think the head is about the right scale (maybe still just a smidge too big :( )and is in a natural-enough looking position.  Comments anyone?
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Re: Hero versus Zero
« Reply #11 on: December 30, 2009, 11:21:41 PM »
The head looks just a bit big also, or maybe that is the lighting.
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Offline Oceander

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Re: Hero versus Zero
« Reply #12 on: December 31, 2009, 12:47:21 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on December 30, 2009, 11:21:41 PM
The head looks just a bit big also, or maybe that is the lighting.

Try this revision (on the right-hand side as you look at the screen):


Original    Revised

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Offline Ladywinter

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Re: Hero versus Zero
« Reply #13 on: December 31, 2009, 02:01:23 PM »
I think your revised pic. is perfect...Oceander, your sooo funny! :rotf:

If he continues with the shitty job he's doing - he just may find himself "movin' on down"... 
« Last Edit: December 31, 2009, 02:03:56 PM by Ladywinter »
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Re: Hero versus Zero
« Reply #14 on: December 31, 2009, 02:49:56 PM »
That's about the highest position he should have ever risen to, NOT POTUS!!! I wouldn't even trust him as a fry cook at McDonald's!!
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Re: Hero versus Zero
« Reply #15 on: December 31, 2009, 04:32:35 PM »
Quote from: Thor on December 31, 2009, 02:49:56 PM
That's about the highest position he should have ever risen to, NOT POTUS!!! I wouldn't even trust him as a fry cook at McDonald's!!

Indeed.  I see him as having no more skills than those necessary to be a squeegie man outside the Holland Tunnel:




Quote from: Ladywinter on December 31, 2009, 02:01:23 PM
I think your revised pic. is perfect...Oceander, your sooo funny! :rotf:

If he continues with the shitty job he's doing - he just may find himself "movin' on down"...

Thanks!
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